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Episode Summary

• Food Fears & Bottomless Pits: The boys debate eating habits, revealing John’s human-dustbin status, a shared disdain for gristle, and the questionable safety of eating raw oysters.
• Celebrity Dream Pint: A hypothetical pub night devolves into choosing between drinking with James Hetfield, Jesus, Adolf Hitler, or Bert Kreischer.
• The Social Media Spiral: The crew tackles the bizarre world of TikTok's "NPC" live-streamers making thousands by acting like video game characters, concluding that most of the internet is completely fake anyway.
• Bumblebee Attacks & Bike Blunders: Personal anecdotes take over, featuring a near-disastrous bee attack under a driver's glasses and a terrifying motorcycle ride with an allergic, blind-swollen rider.
• Magic Mushrooms & Unfortunate Terminology: The episode wraps up with a deep dive into home-growing psychedelics and an absurd breakdown of slang terms for solo intimacy.

Verdict: A masterclass in choosing bad drinking buddies, dodging angry bumblebees, and avoiding a danger wank.

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Innapropriate gifts, lots of eating and meandering to the finish.

Merry Christmans one and all.

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Episode Summary

• Festive Festivities & Unconventional Gifts: The crew kicks off their Christmas special with terrible cracker jokes, a tin-foil gift exchange featuring an escalating set of butt plugs, and a new Guinness hat.
• Holiday Cinema Debates: The guys review their favourite non-traditional holiday movies, arguing whether Die Hard and Batman Returns count, while hyping up the action-packed film Violent Night.
• Family Traditions & Festive Benders: Conversations shift from wholesome family memories to nostalgic stories of multi-day holiday benders they used to call "Christmash."
• Global Facts & Bizarre History: The group uncovers strange holiday trivia, from Japan’s obsession with Christmas KFC to Victorian re-gifting history and the hallucinogenic origins of Santa’s outfit.
• Cheese, Mead, & Sugar Comas: The show wraps up with a chaotic, mouth-full tasting session of charcoal cheese, spicy cheddar, Christmas mead, and a slow-cooked Baileys hot chocolate that threatens immediate diabetes.

Verdict: A festive masterpiece of questionable presents, rogue Christmas facts, and a near-fatal level of dairy and alcohol.

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Episode Summary

• New Shop & Pre-Christmas Chaos: The gang catches up on a failed shop viewing, the annual wave of client cancellations, and the absurdity of bizarre client pain reactions.
• Agony & Injury Stories: Pain thresholds are put to the test as the crew debates their worst experiences, ranging from broken ribs during tattoos to kidney stones and self-administered dentistry with pliers.
• Historical Barber Surgeons: A trip down memory lane evolves into a gruesome history lesson about medieval barbers double-hatting as dentists and chopping off gangrenous limbs.
• The Viking Road Trip: The crew reminisces about a trip to York, raving about the Jorvik Viking Centre, sketchy authentic Chinese food, and the legendary rock-and-metal vibe at Valhalla pub.
• Season 2 Rebrand Search: The guys pitch terrible new names for the podcast—ranging from Aliens are Dicks to Burger Holes—and call on listeners to send in better ideas for a chance to win a bottle of mead.

Verdict: A chaotic mix of DIY dentistry, Viking nostalgia, and a desperate plea for someone else to name their podcast.

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Episode Summary

• The boys kicked things off by playing a trivia card game called I Wish I Didn't Know, proving they hold a terrifyingly vast knowledge of gross medical facts, bizarre animal anatomy, and historical weirdness.
• They briefly visited the Urban Dictionary to learn that a South African "Snot Clap" is slapping someone so hard their nasal fluids fly across the room.
• The group pondered the world of cows, diving into a local £50 Yorkshire cow-hugging wellness retreat and Bill Gates' massive farmland empire powered by cow farts.
• A trip down memory lane revealed past job horror stories, including a cinema worker who voluntarily shoved jalapeño juice into his own eyeball.
• The conversation took a wild turn into Hollywood media circuses, celebrity mental breakdowns, and dark internet rabbit holes before wrapping up with a heavy metal track.

Verdict: A chaotic mix of gross trivia, cow-cuddling, jalapeño-in-the-eye stories, and celebrity conspiracies—basically four blokes having an unhinged pub chat.

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Worst dares, headless chickens, obituaries, bongs and beer.

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Episode Summary

• Gav, Tell, John, and guest Carl kick things off on a somber note dedicated to a fallen friend, which naturally immediately devolves into a complaint about getting a £60 parking ticket at a funeral wake.
• The crew uncovers the 1992 space movie GAYRACULA, debating its ridiculous premise while contemplating doing their own reaction commentary.
• The group trades outrageous stories of past dares, featuring a brutal hot-spatula burn in a kitchen, a roof-to-trampoline mishap, and Carl literally biting the head off a live chicken in the Army for a weekend off.
• A deep debate erupts over technology, where Apple users are branded as "simple," toasters are declared the most useless invention on Earth, and smartphones are blamed for ruining raw, unrecorded teenage antics.
• The conversation takes a existential nosedive into end-of-life plans, featuring ideas like suicide pods, throwing bodies in skips, and turning cremated ashes into concrete to build a giant clay vagina.

Verdict: An unhinged, beer-fueled pub chat covering everything from chicken decapitation to vaginal magic, proving these lads probably shouldn't be left alone with a microphone or a toaster.

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Aliens, getting old & hiding the bodies. The boys menader to the finish line.

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Clisong Music by Morris & Fletch

Episode Summary

• The boys kick off by debating whether they'd rather be deaf or blind, quickly getting distracted by Bluetooth hearing aids and the idea of "Sigourney Weiner."
• A discussion on the 45% statistical chance of intelligent extraterrestrial life leads to the conclusion that humans are just a giant, planet-destroying evolutionary fuck-up.
• Reminiscing about their glory days playing heavy metal in front of over a thousand people turns into complaints about back pain, fused neck discs, and modern bands being too technical.
• The crew eats festive mince pies washed down with tropical cider while sharing a bizarre life hack for enhancing movie popcorn with pretzels, Rebels, and Rainbow Drops.
• After casually debating the logistics of hiding a dead body by burying it under a dog or feeding it to pigs, the group tries to figure out how the inventor of Xbox also created sourdough bread.

Verdict: An unhinged pub chat where three heavy metal veterans seamlessly transition from existential alien dread and body disposal logistics to eating festive mince pies and complaining about back pain.

#RuneStoneRoundtable #PodcastBanter #PubTalk #MetalHeads #AlienDebate #BodyDisposal #UKPodcasts #DarkHumor #SourdoughAndXbox #MincePiesAndCider

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Episode Summary

• The boys warm up their newly cushioned arms with dark jokes about poor armless Sarah, followed by heavy family reunions and coffin-carrying duties.
• The crew debates how modern sports have gone soft, lamenting the demise of high-impact rugby tackles and football's rise in dramatic, Oscar-worthy floor dives.
• A gruesome history lesson reveals that the inventor of the "Brazen Bull" torture device got served a swift dose of poetic justice as its very first victim.
• Things turn existential over presidential dick-swinging history, AI bots going rogue on 20-question quizzes, and a tragic South Korean robot that mistook a human for a food box.
• The conversation wraps up with a chaotic blend of Remembrance Day guilt-tripping using Saving Private Ryan, festive complaints about early Christmas decorations, and an aggressive stance against the "devil's dick" of salad, the cucumber.

Verdict: A delightfully unhinged podcast session where the topics degrade as fast as the conversation, proving these guys are far better at banter than parenting, history, or healthy diet choices.

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Episode Summary

• The boys warm up with Halloween horror stories featuring dead routers, rogue children, and a suspicious amount of leftover sweets.
• A quick dive into the news uncovers a cow attack on a beach and a "moonado" tossing livestock across Wisconsin.
• The crew takes aim at tech billionaires, debating whether they are geniuses, supervillains, or just lucky nerds who stole printer code.
• True crime and dark TV docuseries take center stage, leading into a tactical survival plan for a 28 Days Later zombie apocalypse.
• Existential hypothetical questions round out the night, spanning time travel, street fights with hundreds of chickens, and the dark nostalgia of 80s toys.

Verdict: An unhinged banter session proving the boys are far better equipped to survive a zombie horde than a conversation about basic board games.

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Episode Summary

• The boys warm up by sharing updates on their chaotic weekends, complete with soggy cliffside hikes, squishing dog shit, and unboxing a magic mushroom grow kit on air.
• A wild trip down the internet rabbit hole leads to an unverified story about an Amsterdam glory hole gone catastrophically wrong for a father and daughter.
• The crew mourns Matthew Perry before immediately pivoting to dark humor, celebrity hot tub conspiracies, and an utterly bizarre stolen bull semen heist.
• An off-the-rails debate breaks out covering everything from lab-grown meat and HelloFresh meal kits to furries, gender politics, and the absurdity of living costs.
• The show wraps up with a high-stakes economics rant about central banks before dropping a absurd fact about 1,500 Turkish sheep jumping off a cliff.

Verdict: Proof that three blokes armed with microphones can effortlessly turn a simple catch-up into a glorious trainwreck of conspiracy theories, bad advice, and total chaos.

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Episode Summary

• The hosts kick off their spooky special by sipping CBD cream liqueur and comparing the staggering billions America spends on Halloween candy to the UK's modest effort.
• They attempt actual history by discussing medieval "souling" and a metal Welsh death-predicting spirit, only to immediately derail into logging conspiracies about a chopped-down tree.
• Film trivia briefly takes over as they argue whether The Crow is the greatest movie ever made while recalling bizarre horror facts and Ryan Reynolds being Brad Pitt's errand boy.
• Nostalgia gets chaotic as the gang reminisces about egging cars, getting temporarily kidnapped by angry van drivers, and setting up disastrous cling-film toilet pranks.
• The episode completely devolves into mocking TV ghost hunters, mourning celebrity astrologer Mystic Meg, and debating why human body odor somehow smells like cooked burgers.

Verdict: A glorious, derailed trainwreck of an episode that proves two things: staying on topic is impossible, and you should never leave your car unattended near shrink wrap.

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