Rude Roundtable

Gav and Purdy try to keep it positive in the wake of Johns negative vibes. Nostalgic reminiscing with strong language from the outset. Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod

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Closing music - Belesduna

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Purdy ink

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Episode Summary

• One host put his back out sneezing while another admitted to eating a crisp buffet during a wild day of drinking.
• The gang debated camping hacks, including gelatinous piss bags ("Travel Johns") and the sheer impossibility of setting up tents while intoxicated.
• A deep dive into nostalgia revealed fond memories of 80s cartoons, TMNT lore, and why Michelangelo had the hardest weapon to master.
• Movie talk spiraled from Flight of the Navigator and The Goonies to Aliens and Dolph Lundgren’s low-budget Masters of the Universe.
• The episode ended in typical chaotic fashion with heavy drinking and a song featuring iconic "Democracy Manifest" samples.

Verdict: 10/10 proof that middle-aged men with bad backs should never be left alone with whiskey, axes, or nostalgia.

#PodcastLife #80sNostalgia #TMNT #BadBackProblems #CampingHacks #DayDrinking #MovieTalk #SouthPark #ChaosEnergy #PodcastersOfInstagram

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Closing music - Belesduna

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Purdy ink

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Episode Summary

• The boys reflect on the unseen hustle of running a tattoo business and why they’d much rather get paid to podcast than work for a living.
• Local legends, childhood urban myths, and bizarre memories of Basildon take center stage—including tales of glue-sniffing and boiled-head rumors.
• The crew debates the exact moment they aged out of nightclub life in favor of day drinking, kebabs, and a good cup of tea.
• A wild story emerges about a Thailand cosmetic trip gone horribly wrong when a patient returns home missing her nipples.
• The chat wraps up with chaotic discussions on questionable tattoo shop history, old-school smoking habits, and the awkward reality of getting a vasectomy.

Verdict: An unfiltered, hilarious stroll down memory lane that proves three old mates can turn literally any topic into absolute chaos.

#Podcast #Humor #TattooLife #Storytime #ComedyPodcast #Basildon #NipSlip #OldFriends #Banter #PubTalk

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Closing music - Belesduna

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Purdy ink

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Episode Summary

• John’s kid tested out his new camping tent by using it as a toilet, which John unknowingly packed away to bake in the sun for a month.
• The hosts debated the merits of underwear subscriptions and agreed that dry toilet paper is a barbaric way to clean up after a shite.
• One host got back into shape with a personal trainer and field archery, while another admitted he completely hates his job and just wants to retire before 60.
• A lengthy recipe exchange unfolded on the finer arts of decarboxylating weed to bake custom Biscoff and M&M pot brownies.
• The guys tackled tattoo studio drama, calling out creepy piercers, bad home-job tattoos, and the return of 90s tramp stamps.

Verdict: 10/10 proof that middle-aged blokes will talk about piss, pants, and pot brownies before ever going to therapy.

#PodcastLife #TattooTalk #CrotchGoblin #PotBrownies #CampingDisasters #BumWipes #OnThatArse #FieldArchery #MidlifeCrisis #BritishHumour

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Closing music - Belesduna

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Purdy ink

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Episode Summary

• Three middle-aged, self-proclaimed failed musicians reunite to talk trash, reminisce about high school, and realize they can no longer do basic math.
• The gang relives their glory days playing terrible Nirvana covers, inventing the legendary "Piggyback Moshpit," and surviving near-death festival crowd surges.
• Middle age has officially set in, bringing herniated discs, severe road rage, terrible mattress purchases, and crippling fear of highway motorcycle rides.
• A deep, philosophical debate breaks out over the mysteries of aging, ghost encounters, and a dubious internet trend involving a "legacy bottle" of mixed whiskies.
• The trio comes to terms with generational labels, realizing their glory days without smartphones saved them from a lot of permanent evidence.

Verdict: A hilariously chaotic midlife crisis in podcast form—come for the rock-and-roll nostalgia, stay for the lower back pain advice.

#podcasting #midlifecrisis #rockmusic #moshpit #nostalgia #millennials #funny #schoolmemories #bikerlife #podcastpilot