Ryan and Noosh are Dead

Ryan and Noosh are Dead

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Ryan and Noosh are Dead episodes

  • S02 E03 - Britain
    Cheerio, lads! Fancy a spot of tea or a smidge of opium before we begin this week's tales? Of the get-rich-quick scheme that nearly brought down an empire in The South Sea Bubble. Of the psychic who was tried as The Last Witch of Britain. And of the conspiracy theorist who is quite certain that neofascist lizard people are actually pedophiles in The Biggest Secret.
    Right then. Close your eyes, dear, and think of England. This week's topic: "Britain"
    #TrialByCake
    1 hr 43 min
  • S02 E02 - A.I.
    An artificial girl who wishes for a soul. A time-traveling supercomputer that wants our obedient servitude. A robot that just wants to get the hell out of Philly. And the lost head of Philip K. Dick. Mankind anxiously wonders what our A.I. creations will ask of us and the answer is quite simple. Paperclips! An entire solar system of paperclips!
    There ain't no rule says a robot can't buy molly and some yeezys. This week's topic: "A.I."
    #RyanProblems
    1 hr 48 min
  • S02 E01 - Collectibles
    Any smart collector will tell you that the bubble always bursts. There are few things in the world that get a second run in the limelight. The people who collected Pogs or records or the dicks of the 2008 Iceland Olympic Handball team know that all too well. But sometimes good things come back, mate. We're living proof!
    We hope you brought your best slammer for our season two because we're playing for keeps! This week's topic: "Collectibles"
    #DickPicEtiquette
    1 hr 51 min
  • S01 E11 - Idols
    Sugoi! Schools for pop stars in Japan. The dangerous fanaticism of K-Pop fans. The cat-and-mouse game between the Hong Kong police and a nude-photo uploader called Kira. This week we learn that being an Asian pop star involves a lot of danger and no sex.
    Our hit single "Pretty Pretty Strawberry Dream" is big in Asia! Kawaii desu ne? This week's topic: "Idols"
    #WhiteBandageInTheStreets #BlackBandageInTheSheets
    1 hr 59 min
  • S01 E10 - Pets
    From "water dog" superstitions to dog psychology. From pet humans to an animal species wiped out by a single individual. All fantastic stories that lead to a question. Who is man's best friend? And who exactly are his enemies? Cats. The answer to that question is cats.
    Here comes another episode about the audacity of the British. This week's topic: "Pets"
    #SummerNunship
    1 hr 51 min
  • S01 E09 - Multiplayer
    Tonight: Ryan explains Moment 37. Noosh gets banished to "Smash Hell". And Courtney takes us into a world with dick DLC.
    Oh, and there's LOTS of Foxes down here. This week's topic: "Multiplayer".
    #ThereIsNoBombshell
    1 hr 38 min
  • S01 E08 - Democracy
    If you're tired of talking politics this week, join us at the KDHR fallout shelter for the third grade class that held the first Chinese elections, the origins of political satire, and the Donald Duck Party of Sweden.
    You Xiaofei supporters better vote for Luo Lei! Do you want Cheng Cheng to win? This week's topic: "Democracy".
    #WeWearShirtsAndNoPants
    1 hr 42 min
  • S01 E07 - Gaming
    Let's go payday! The Bozeman Think Tank's quest to win at Ms. Pacman. The real reason no one can ever win at Missile Command. And the revelation that you actually play the bad guy in the Megaman X series.
    Down + Down-Forward + Forward + Attack! This week's topic: "Gaming"
    #DisappointmentInBarForm
    1 hr 48 min
  • S01 E06 - Halloween
    A phantom that cuts hair. A specter that writes letters. And a guy that can't buy the right size pants. Time to grab that "Sexy Podcast Fan" costume, ladies, and tell your friends your staying in this year.
    It's our first holiday special, Ryan Walters. This week's topic: "Halloween"
    #CanIBuyYourPants
    1 hr 44 min
  • S01 E05 - Origins
    In 1880, a town in Ireland tries to get rid of a guy named Boycott and in 2016, a town in Pennsylvania tries to get rid of its clowns. Somewhere in between lies the stories of our favorite four letter word, a chubby kid named Dick, and a world-changing night on October 2nd, 1977, where two men's hands touched in the air and gave life to a phenomenon.
    So, throw up that hand and don't leave us hanging! This week's topic: "Origins".
    #TheProudHouseOfLeFucker
    1 hr 43 min

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Ryan and Noosh are Dead is a bi-weekly podcast where the hosts riff on ridiculous stories from history and pop culture.