Harland Williams joins us for some incredible back and forth and tales of his time as a Giraffe hunter. Steve learns what Meatloaf won't do, Jeremiah shares the story of how Harland saved his life, Harland explains how he lost his hand and we are all challenged on our mastery of surface tension. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX #  78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns  Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected]  We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 01:24 Harland vs Gerald 07:51 Harland vs Terrence 10:04 Origin Story 13:21 All-Night Bender 17:41 Spread Eagle 21:38 Ghost Story 24:59 Stuffed Animals 28:58 Scissor Time 32:07 Giraffe Injury 39:38 Song "Helping Hand" 42:27 Real Feet? 45:56 Hollywood Guy 56:38 The Challenge 1:10:58 The Punishment 1:14:02 Gerald's Thoughts