Gary, Mark and Howard join Alan to talk about the new Netflix Take That documentary - and things immediately descend into chaos.

From Ibiza, the Maldives, and safari mishaps to archive hoarding, early leather outfits, holiday run-ins with authorities, and being driven away from huge gigs in a Fiat Punto. Add silly hats, Colin the Caterpillar, celebrity holiday spots and Alan appearing in the documentary itself, and you’ve got one of the funniest Life’s A Beach episodes yet.

00:00 Intro

00:15 Gary's the mic
00:40 Where’s Gary’s silly hat? Alan tries on Howard’s
02:30 Gary’s two best holidays ever - Ibiza & the Maldives
03:20 Mark’s best holiday: Africa
04:23 Alan took his mum on safari and they were mistaken for a couple
05:12 Howard’s best holiday memories - Anglesey and Mustique
05:57 Inside the new Netflix Take That documentary
07:39 Howard the hoarder kept most of the archive footage
08:30 Alan thinks Take That were worked to death and couldn’t handle the screaming
09:36 Huge audiences… then being driven off in a Fiat Punto
11:11 Why it was so hard for Take That to get signed
12:16 Early Take That outfits - leather and studs
13:15 Worst holiday disaster - being detained in Taiwan
14:24 Gary loves English food and when they first tried Chinese and Indian
16:27 Alan takes full advantage of Howard saying he wasn’t into girls
17:07 Howard’s BMX and breakdancing days – and how dancing became Take That’s thing
18:01 Can Mark still breakdance?
18:37 Colin the Caterpillar for Mark’s birthday
21:00 Mark’s coach trip from Manchester to Benidorm
23:10 Spotting Paul O’Grady on holiday - Alan holidayed with him
24:10 Gary spots Claudia Winkleman on holiday
24:40 Howard bumps into Kate Moss
25:20 Gary praises Alan on Traitors - Howard hasn’t seen it
26:30 Gary gets serious about Alan winning and Alan is insulted
28:00 Alan appears in the Take That Netflix documentary at the Brits
30:15 Travel pet peeves
32:40 Gary was nearly arrested leaving Japan
34:23 Cornwall… or “Corn-Wall”
35:38 Howard’s golf obsession dictating tour schedules
36:38 Making our descent and the quickfire round

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