We're calling it. We've seen this team before. You know what? Why don't we all jump onto the train to misery-ville? Probably a good thing they extended Alex Cora while we were all high in June.

We did get Shawn today! He arrived fashionably late in a limousine with spinning gold rims. He is our coroner - he declared cause of death. Hint: It was losing baseball games.

Anyway, join us for this evil fun house of horror as the Red Sox get us ready for Halloween by scaring us with their un-godly baseball playing. Pitching? Stellar. Hitting? Spooky.