What a weird, exhausting week of .500 baseball. 2/3 against the Mariners, 1/3 against the Giants. Do you think it's an FSG media trick to get more ratings that they keep this team just interesting enough to have us watching but just bad enough to not play good? IDK just a thought.

We saw our old girlfriend (Rafael Devers) on a date with another woman (The San Francisco Giants). She (our old girlfriend Rafael Devers) looks well.

Kristian Campbell has been sent to Worcester. Roman Anthony now has his first major league home run. The Red Sox hover just above .500 and I swear to God if I have to see that Pod On Lansdowne .500 meme one more time I will put America's Sweetheart Liam Fennessy in a tower far, far away.

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