Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story.

Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop.

Ask Magenta a question by emailing [email protected] or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK

Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary

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