Saint Louis Live!

The Cardinals stink. It's national taco day, do we like these national
days. Eureka v Lindbergh for FNL this week. The Blues are kinda there.
Gaines guarantees the playoffs for the St. Louis Blues. The Fair or
Foul and morning melee are released. Matt Whitener joins the program
to discuss the Cardinals

Chris, Gaines, and Jeff kick off this lovely Wednesday. Some farm
stories from Chris' childhood living on a farm. The Yaaaaaaankees win.
We announce our new title sponsor and where the anniversary party will be. Dr. Ed joins the program as he does every Wednesday. He is as upset about the Cardinals as we are. He shares some stories with the crew.

It’s hockey day! Get excited! Cards had their end of the season presser yesterday and Gaines is not thrilled about the attitude displayed. Did John Mozeliak fake his way from being a fly fishing guide into being a baseball exec? The firing of Lilliquist seems weird to Gaines, who thinks those would be reasons to fire Matheny instead. Joined by Emily Kaplan of ESPN to talk about her fantastic feature on Vladimir Tarasenko as well as other stories she’s writing throughout the NHL. Auston Matthews has a bad Q-rating because he plays hockey. Covering teams and drawing lines when you work with players every day is hard. Darren Rovell wanted more soft serve ice cream.

A little broader discussion about the Las Vegas shooting. Something
has to be done and we plea for common sense. Jeff has some woman
ownership story. Kroenke is to blame for the Avalanche. We talk about
the bluesiers hate of Doug Armstrong. Fair or Foul is read to close
out the show.

Tom Petty dead at the age of 66. Travis is trying to trade other
people instead of Tom Petty. Jeff is an expert on Golden Girls. Adam
Sandler is a dope dude. Some rotten tomatoes scores are read for
terrible Will Ferrell movies. A Gone with the Wind star died of
tuberculosis. Jeff is going to cover the clean out day for the
Cardinals today. Chris thought he was going to meet Alonzo Mourning
one time and decided to ride his horse instead.

Jeff kicks off the Wake Up Hour by breaking down the Blues roster to start the season and talking about the Cardinals plan moving forward. The heavy weather and the heavy politics have everyone in a bad mood but it’s important to find something fun. Travis shows up to break down Jagr, Bartolo Colon, and how it feels to be old. Gaines arrives just in time to talk about the Belleville Chili Cook-Off and whether or not Belleville needs a downtown. People from Illinois love Abe Lincoln, even when he’s hunting vampires. Gaines and Travis are going to have to come to a remote in Springfield. 

There is a playoff baseball game today between the Yankees and Twins.What is the excitement for playoff baseball. This NCAA thing is far
from over. A lot of nonsense talk for the majority of the hour. There
was some talk about trading Travis to iheartradio. Fair or Foul is
read to close out the show as It does every day.

The Chiefs had one of the most amazing covers last night on a buzzer
beater. Travis Kelce tries way too hard and we don't like him. The
Chiefs are undefeated. Pierre LeBrun joins the show to talk some
hockey and specifically the Jagr signing. He talks the Blues opening
the season. Lavar Ball is pulling Lamelo out of school. Big Ballers
for life, Gaines says. The Fair or Foul and Morning Melee are released
to close out the hour.

STL Comic and friend of the show, Chris Cyr drops by to chat about cheat meals, local comedy, and blatant pimping of his personal instagram account. Enjoy.

The NBA offseason was absolutely insane. The Fair or Foul and morning
melee are released early for the listeners. Travis wonders who is the
leaker to the NY times about the piece on Fair or Foul. Travis played
basketball with Chris Pronger and Orlando Pace. Travis thinks he is
good at sports. Gaines is going to do a book report on Travis' sports
career. The juice is loose this past weekend.