Salt Cravings

The end of 2020 is here! Let us feast on its energy together! Clair is excited to ring in the new year with screaming, while Brianna wants to exist in the liminal space between Christmas and New Year's forever (and also never). Once we get into the new year, Clair wants a new way to schedule events, while Brianna just wants some things to change. We also announce the end of Salt Cravings - no, for real, episode 69 is going to be the last episode, so get those cravings in! But don't cry, here, let me show you the......Combination Skate Park and Postal Office!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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The season is here,

And with it in jest,

Comes something quite queer,

And a bit under duress.

Salt Cravings is back!

And they crave with a fire,

That'll warm Santa's sack,

And spark up a choir!

Why there's gatherings of friends,

And a visit back home,

Gay films with joyful ends,

And a gift wrapping tome.

Be safe this holiday,

And this whole season too,

Be merry and gay,

And whatever you do,

Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Good evening folks! We are so excited for today's race, but first, a word from our sponsors! Do you wish you could keep those nostalgia goggles on when watching media you loved as a child? Do you desperately want to be in a time loop? Do you want a cohesive and consistent group of friends? Or do you just miss trying on clothes? Well, then Salt Cravings is just the thing for you! Turn up your radio, and......Just Grab The Hog Already!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Monument by Rosetta

Welcome, welcome! To the Salt Cravings masquerade. Yes, if you'll just take off your coat, that'll be great, you can get dancing! Ah, as you remove all your weapons, let me tell you about the cravings we have planned for the evening. Brianna - yes, that Brianna - Brianna will be asking for suggestions for good design software and video games to play with her girlfriend. And Clair - indeed, it is really her - she's asking for ways to go to a metal concert and for leaders to be allowed to make mistakes. Fantastic, and - oh, I nearly forgot. At the end of the evening we will have the premiere of the new, most exciting video game........Skyrim Valley!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Apple Tater Clip

In The Next Life by Kim Petras

Hall of Weenies Spotify playlist

Discord by the Living Tombstone

Tumblr's Failed Convention: The Story of Dashcon by Sarah Z

Discord Halloween Ringtone

welcome.....TO THE SPOOKIEST OF SALT CRAVINGS...Yes, it is time indeed for our Halloween special, an episode so frightening, so disturbing, that it had to be delayed until after Halloween by SEVERAL DAYS. On this episode, our resident vampire Brianna is craving Halloween pop music and the ability to show off some costumes, while everyone's favourite werewolf Clair is craving befriending a ghost and howling at the moon. Together, they will take you on a fantastical, most spooky journey to become the half-ghost you were meant to be and...Redistribute the Ghost Wealth!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Artisanal Butter Video

Prepare yourselves for a Salt Cravings episode with everything you could ever dream of - anarchy, corruption, chemicals, Star Wars, and ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS. Clair and Brianna apolitically discuss corruption arcs, getting buff, arranging music by vibe, and artisanal, high quality food. They also discuss, at a fan's request, some better content for everyone's favourite Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano, which leads to them offering to do a Star Wars game stream if the audience is interested. They can let them know by submitting Star Wars cravings or topics to [email protected]. Anyway, let's get apolitical in here with a.......K.K. Slider Corruption Arc!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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killedbygoogle.com

Here at the Salt Cravings Inn & Suites, we take pride in ensuring that you have a great experience staying with us. Whether you come alone, or with twenty people who you wish to party with in a small room, we have all the accommodations and amenities you could possibly need. Amenities like...no ICE contracts, RP transmedia accounts, longboarding, and zombie websites. And if you want something a little more out of the ordinary, well then...Welcome to the Blood Party.

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CW for complex and messy talks about transness, trauma and puberty from 25:00-41:30

CW for conspiracy theories throughout the episode. Anti-mask conspiracy theories from 0:00-2:50, Time Cube from 48:10-53:55, Birds are fake & Covid conspiracy theories from 58:55 to end of the episode.

Hey, kid...listen, there's stuff that the government...isn't telling you. No, I don't mean all the ways in which they enforce structures of oppression...I'm talking about all their dang CONSPIRACIES. You wanna know some things the government doesn't want you to know? They don't want you to know about CROSSOVERS, or TRANS SECOND PUBERTY, or MAKING MORE WEEKENDS, and they definitely don't want you to know about DRONE PHONES. But I'll tell you the ultimate conspiracy, the thing that could destabilize absolutely everything. You need to know how to...Increase the Bird Demand!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Here at the Salt Cravings Stock Exchange we care about one thing - protecting your cravings. Given that the basis of our economy is the idea that some cravings are more popular than others and that makes them Good, we are thankful to be able to bring you the latest news on what cravings are rising in the craving stocks. Up today? A Blaseball tapper, 5-Minute Crafts, replayable memories and tabletop game simulation. We're also noticing a suprising rise in...let me just make sure I'm reading this right, "getting sourdough bread and Corn Pops without leaving your house". So we recommend investing in any of these cravings, but if you must choose one, make it...5-Minute Crafts!

Bigger Than Before

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Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50

We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a description here! We gotta- STAR WARS JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSONHOOD OF BEINGS LIKE CLONES AND DROIDS- no, listen, I get that, but we have to tell the people that this week, Brianna and Clair are craving a quiet fan, fake sports, safe tattoos and- AND STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS! BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST STAR WARS GETS TO CRITICIZING ITSELF- buddy! You forgot about the fan submitted craving for a smooth brain! -AGGGH STAR WARS- okay, I think you need to chill out. Maybe you'll feel better if you go play some...Fortball, It's Real Sportball!

Star Wars Borcs

Star Wars article mentioned in episode

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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