Salt Cravings

Sonic the Hedgehog movie spoilers from 2:15-12:25

We talked about a short that Pokémon released. What we failed to notice about this short is that it seems that Bea has been whitewashed in it, which is bad. Here's an article about it, very sorry that we didn't notice it before talking about it!

Okay, so...listen. I'm gonna be honest with all of you: this episode got away from us a little bit.

I don't know quite where it went wrong. Maybe it was the ten minute long Sonic the Hedgehog movie review to open the episode. Maybe it was the discovery of the hive of Professor Oaks. Or - yeah, okay, it was definitely the talk about genital kinning.

Whatever it was, I just need to warn you. This episode gets not only NSFW, but NSFW in a way that isn't even sexy. By clicking play, you are signing a legally binding waiver not to get mad at us for this one's particular brand of nonsense.

Anyway, our cravings this episode were a new Pokémon anime, the meaning of a specific movie shot, the ability to tell when someone is lying, and new, cool inventions. I'm leaving, have fun with the...Genital Capitalism.

Grand Oak image that Brianna describes

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Please, take a seat. Would you like a glass of water? Great. So, how have things been going? Ah, so the cravings have continued, well, that's to be expected. What are they this week? Okay, writing motivaton, Rick Riordan mythological adaptations, In The Hall of the Mountain King, and better drivers...well, quite the list. I think I know just how to help with that - you see, there's this little anime called.....Cat Boys in Hot Cars!

In The Hall of the Mountain King

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Content warning for fictional body horror from 40:50-42:00

Hey, we're ready to take you to your table now! Just come this way...excellent. Here's your menus. On special today we have social gatherings with friends, faster dishwashing, typing with long nails, in-suite laundry, and knowing adulting facts. Oh, and we can't forget our drink special. A big, heaping glass of......Prosthetic Yaoi Hands!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Hi everyone! So, we talked about some serious issues this episode, both the Australian wildfires and the pipelines that the Wet’suwet’en people are fighting against. We said we would provide donation resources, so here they are:

Fire Relief Fund for First Nations Communities

Stand With Indigenous Peoples: Donate to RAVEN

We also said....sigh...that if five people donate and provide us with proof, we will do a full Salt Cravings episode in "hewwo" voice. Unless that's a deterrent, in which case, send us proof and tell us you don't want us to do that, we WILL count that as -1 people. You can DM those to us on social media or email us at [email protected] for that. Either way, donate if you can!

With that out of the way, we have a normal - well, normal for Salt Cravings - episode today! Clair is craving some changes in the weather, while Brianna is craving a frosty treat and some risky art. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a movie where.....Nothing Happens, Five Times, Twice!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

The year is ending, and we are so excited to kill 2019 and jump into 2020. However, before we do, we need to take a look back - were our cravings sated this year? What do we love about the tradition of changing years? And what are we craving for the new year? Join Clair and Brianna as they discuss new year's resolutions, game of the year coverage, learning from bad experiences, and ANIMAL CROSSING. omg, it's coming. As we move into 2020, never forget.......Long Live the Toad Empire!

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

This happy holigay,

The world is in waiting,

To cut through winter's grey,

With cravings that need sating!

Hark, look in the sky!

It's Brianna and Clair!

And what's that I spy?

Cravings chosen with care!

There's a queer holiday song!

And some midday naps!

Why, that Christmas Carol is strong,

Though this Hebrew has gaps.

We hope to bring you joy,

On this Chanukah, Christmas, or other holiday.

So give breaks to those you employ,

And make the yuletide gay.

Santa's Homophobic by Left at London (ft. Dominique "SonicFox" McLean & SungWon Cho)

Modern Christmas Carols: Adaptation and Loss of Meaning by Popular C/C

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Salt Cravings started a Patreon...which means we are instantly, extremely, incredibly wealthy. We have so much money that we can basically podcast about whatever we want, so we decided to just go off. Clair can't stop talking about the end of copyright and logic without emotion. Brianna can't stop talking about Star Wars canon and weird challenge runs of video games. And everyone is obsessed with....Yoda's Toes!

SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)

Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravings

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

How did we get here? Many believe that the dystopia of Salt Cravings could only have come about through desperate action and corrupt leaders. But really, it came through an attempt to solve the simple questions we all ask ourselves: How do we make public transportation better? How do we keep track of our friends' needs and allergies? What outfits do we wanna dress our favourite characters in? And who should have plot armour? These simple questions have led to our fall into...Only Nut November!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Salt Cravings is BACK and we're POLITICAL!!! Join Clair and Brianna on a journey of hot political cravings like PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION, THE DEFINITION OF BIGFOOT, COZY SWEATERS AND LESBIAN VILLAINS. It's all extremely political and slightly spooky because we recorded the episode after the Canadian election and also before Halloween even though it's releasing after Halloween so uh anyway...Welcome Senator Bigfoot!

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

We did our first livestream last weekend! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, it was so much fun. Get ready for chat interaction, friends' cravings and maybe even...a craving from beyond! Oooooo! Here's the link to the livestream vod with video, there's terrible audio for the first 7 minutes or so but then we fix it and get rolling: YouTube Live Stream

Also, if you are listening to this as it comes out, please be aware that Salt Cravings will be on hiatus until November 4th. Thanks so much for your patience ❤️

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

Submit your cravings at: [email protected]

Email: [email protected]

Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram