Salt Cravings

Hey everyone! For this episode of Salt Cravings we decided to do something a little different. Since we talk about tabletop games so much on this show, we decided to actually play one for y'all! Sort of an...actual play, if you know what I mean. We think it turned out really good, but we'd love to hear what you think, if this is something you want more of, etc. So please let us know, and enjoy....A Duet of Steel in Rock Atlantis!

A Duet of Steel by Adrian Thoen

Character Sheets Clair Made

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Spoilers for the Last of Us and the Last of Us II from 4:00-5:30

Positive vibes, my friends, positive vibes. We love positivity here at Salt Cravings, which is why we've prepared some EXCLUSIVELY POSITIVE cravings for you today. Brianna wants bigger budget video games to LEARN (positive) how to make her feel genuine emotion, Clair wants to be ENCOURAGED (positive) to drink coffee only some days, Brianna wants masquerade balls to be for EVERYONE (positive) and Clair wants people's POSITIVE (positive) reactions when she shows them media. Anyway, hope you enjoy the episode, and hey, afterwards, let's meet up at the.....Dance Dance Saloon Masquerade!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Content warning for body horror from 9:30-17:30

Good evening everyone, it's time for your favourite show, the Late Show with Salt Cravings! We are so excited tonight to have an incredible guest who's come to talk with us about wanting a better memory, better itch.io game bundle sorting, decentralizing men's feelings in cis and trans spaces, and a better post-secondary system. Wow! Lots of light topics for a late night talk show! Plus, we'll teach you how to make.....Man Feelings Bread!

Random Bundle Game

Kaminoans from Star Wars

Billy Mays Video

Bread Meme

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Welcome to Salt Cravings, a podcast where everything is fine. If stuff weren't fine, we would have all these links here and oh god here they come:

Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Davis

What a world without prisons could look like by Deanna Van Buren

Prison Abolition FAQ by K Agbebiyi

Hot Allostatic Load by Porpentine

Phew, sorry, needed to get that out of my system. Okay, so, you've read those links and done what you can? Good. We can get on with the episode description.

So, as I was saying, everything is fine here. I mean, all Brianna wants is a good 3D platformer and some cool frame narratives. And Clair? She wants to yell-sing the song stuck in her head, and for trans women to stop being held up on a pedestal by leftist communities. Hm...well, hang on, seems like all may not be fine in the state of Salt Cravings. Alright, alright, come along, guess we all gotta get in...A Lineup for the Scream Box!

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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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Spoilers for She-Ra Season 5 from 5:20-24:20

Here's some links to go support those involved in the current George Floyd protests:

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

https://tinyurl.com/blmforever

https://www.gofundme.com/f/covid19-black-community-support-vancouver

On today's episode of Salt Cravings, Clair and Brianna talk about She-Ra and the Princesses of Power for nineteen minutes and then use the rest of the episode to talk about other, less important things, like Animal Crossing, Let's Plays, and Acne. We also help a fan ruin TikTok for everyone.

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Fresh off solving gender in episode 44, the Salt Cravings crew is ready to get in our feelings! We're having feelings about non-inclusive Picrews, people not reaching out enough, judging your own content, and first dates! Come along and let us help you sort through...The Picrew Muck!

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Content warning for dysphoria related to pregnancy from 47:10 to 54:35, and real talk about theories of gender from there till the end of the episode.

Salt Cravings............TWO! That's right folks, it's here! We know you've all been waiting for it, begging for it, and it's finally time for Salt Cravings 2, the sequel to Salt Cravings. I'm gonna choose to highlight just a few of our twenty cravings here today, let's just say uh....IRC chats, ethical online ordering, a new computer chair, and giving birth. Wow! What a great selection of cravings to kick off a new era of Salt Cravings! Now, to tell you more.......the Pool Noodle Queen!

Nintendo Music Livestream

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IT'S 420 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO MEME ON EM!!! Your two favourite meme queens are here with a totally EPIC meme-tastic episode. We're bringing back the old memes, like YouTube Poops, we're having meme debates, like pineapple on pizza, we're talking about the ethics of memes with funny meme dances, and we are keeping it pure with wholesome memes. Whether you're a l33t memer, or a meme n00b, this one will have you ordering...None Pizza, Left Pineapple!

{YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah

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QUARANTINE, BAYBEE!! WE ARE HERE! IN OUR HOMES! RECORDING REMOTELY! IT'S FUN, IT'S SEXY, AND IT'S THE BEST WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE!

In honour of our current situation, we have some very particular quarantine cravings this episode. Clair wants to celebrate her birthday, while Brianna wants to see her girlfriend, Clair wants better video calling, and Brianna wants better online tabletop playing. And if you want a podcast to get away from the quarantine uh....next episode will be that one. But if you are down to socially isolate, come celebrate everyone's favourite...Birthday Egirl!

The Multiverse kickstarter shut down BUT you can still support them on their website

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Let's start with the bad news: the audio for this episode is not great. We accidentally recorded on computer mic so it's pretty quiet and a bit patchy. Sorry!

The good news is that the episode itself is extremely normal and not weird at all. We have taken the energy from the last episode and thrown it completely out the window. There is no talk about blood, saliva or cum in this episode, and it's weird that you would even assume that there is. Instead, we talk about lightsabers, readable terms and conditions, Legally Blonde, and owning your data. And we know you're wondering, and yes...Lightsabers Can Melt Steel Beams!

Brianna's lightsaber

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