In this episode, we rant about a Juror too homophobic to be on jury, fake death marriage proposal, Bic pens "ForHer" reviews, battlefield fragrance, man gnaws woman's head, man accidentally turns himself in, man claims Florida's animal laws are backwards, man too fat to execute, call ins, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Cheap Beer by FIDLAREnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode 62 links:

Juror too homophobic and racist for jury duty: http://tinyurl.com/bmqy9kxFake death marriage proposal: http://tinyurl.com/938nhwt Bic pens "For Her" reviews: http://tinyurl.com/9xn88ctIranian invents deceptive battlefield fragrance: http://tinyurl.com/8bv7b4t German magazine stops using "real" women, returns to skinny models: http://tinyurl.com/9gscr27Bloodied man breaks into woman's home and gnaws on her head: http://tinyurl.com/993h4fw Bam Margera calls cops on nude girl in his house: http://tinyurl.com/949fvp8Man accidentally turns himself in: http://tinyurl.com/9l9wbor Woman that falsely claimed rape jailed: http://tinyurl.com/9msmzq8Man says Florida's animal laws are backwards: http://tinyurl.com/9u6dsfx Man too fat to execute: http://tinyurl.com/8eenmz2

In this episode, we rant about Spider-Man getting cancelled, Gangham style gone wrong,man beats his girlfriend with her dog, artificial hymens, cool bonus given by auto dealer, voice mail, Would You Rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I've Seen Footage by Death GripzEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode links:

Marvel cancelling Amazing Spider-Man: http://tinyurl.com/c3t6c52Woman claims to be Jack Sparrow, steals boat: http://tinyurl.com/dx7p5yz Chik-Fil-A flip flops: http://tinyurl.com/8vgllkgGangham style meets West Side Story: http://tinyurl.com/cvnytzjMan uses Mythbusters excuse to not take sobriety test: http://tinyurl.com/94cu99s Pair sell neighbors' dog on Craigslist: http://tinyurl.com/8llcwngWoman taped dog to fridge: http://tinyurl.com/9qg4wb3Man beats girlfriend with her puppy: http://tinyurl.com/8ooqyms Inmate gets state to pay for reassignment surgery and legal fees: http://tinyurl.com/8t6jyrbArtificial hymens?: http://tinyurl.com/9dqg3q8 Flasher claims he was just sunbathing: http://tinyurl.com/9rfjewhCar dealer gives employees nice thank you gift: http://tinyurl.com/d2ggozw

In this episode, we rant about people in too short outfits, strange news stories, Tony's coughing fits, Bryan's birthday and more! We also have call ins, voice mail, and a movie review!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Balrog Boogie by Diablo Swing OrchestraEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode 60 links:

X-men vs. Avengers news: http://tinyurl.com/8g2jz4mMMA fighter cuts out friend's heart: http://tinyurl.com/92r8vbyTeen shoots himself in penis: http://tinyurl.com/8mcvwfy Strip club says lap dances are art: http://tinyurl.com/cmm8colWoman arrested for offering roadside strip teases: http://tinyurl.com/9qg7zrz Man tries to smuggle primate in his underpants: http://tinyurl.com/8sgmxfxMan tries to rub poop stained underwear in man's face: http://tinyurl.com/9hczphn Illegal pet monkey bites woman: http://tinyurl.com/d4sfc4dMan arrested for strangling pelican: http://tinyurl.com/8sgx9uuMan has epic one man party: http://tinyurl.com/czsf7jm Cop accidentally shoots store worker: http://tinyurl.com/965fdklMom charged with son's suicide: http://tinyurl.com/8t9dwvv Man shot after he admits to impregnating 11 year old: http://tinyurl.com/9lj6hxhMan & brother plotted to kill his family: http://tinyurl.com/9acul8v

In this episode, we rant about Beverly Hills Cop tv show, Another Wonder Woman show being developed, man has penis cut off, and flushed, 3 way ends with SWAT team, strip club offers tuition for dancers, mayor killed by pet donkey, body parts found in storage, call ins, voice mails, lazy movie review, auto correct theater and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Politicians by Lou DogEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

CBS and Eddie Murphy working on Beverly Hills Cop TV show: http://tinyurl.com/9nolyojCW developing Wonder Woman series: http://tinyurl.com/bpojaq6 Billboard for sunglasses taken down: http://tinyurl.com/8d53frzCity has signs telling people to not drink toilet water: http://tinyurl.com/2adpvcg Man has penis cut off and flushed: http://tinyurl.com/9qlq5u4Three way ends with SWAT team: http://tinyurl.com/8rn9zgkStrip club offers college tuition for dancers: http://tinyurl.com/97co4an Catholic priest blames kid for molestation: http://tinyurl.com/8wqd73xMayor killed by pet donkey: http://tinyurl.com/8sadcxzMan shoots bear that invades home: http://tinyurl.com/ctnnmmm Body parts found in storage unit: http://tinyurl.com/cqgvodv

In this episode, we rant about Dr. Horrible sequel, free space flight, stolen maple syrup, missing woman joins hunt for herself, man pees on breathalyzer tubes, donor kidney gets thrown in trash, woman dies after kick in genitals, married pastor spreads HIV, male enhancement gone wrong, orgy gone wrong, voicemail, call ins, site of the week and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Camarada Kalashnikov by Cos RebelEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode 58 links:

Dr Horrible sequel coming: http://tinyurl.com/98dnch7Siblings killed in explosion: http://tinyurl.com/9t2gdt7Free space flight: http://tinyurl.com/cbruxw9 Deaf student told to change how he signs his name: http://tinyurl.com/8vam5dgMaple syrup stolen: http://tinyurl.com/8hp4xleCoach has nasty child porn charges alleged on him: http://tinyurl.com/cg6d3e9 Jolie look a like rapes cabbie: http://tinyurl.com/d76uehzMissing woman joins hunt for herself: http://tinyurl.com/9fnvnkwMan pees on breathalyzer tubes: http://tinyurl.com/bmywcjo Kidney for transplant thrown in trash: http://tinyurl.com/9ojdgf9Woman dies after kick to the genitals by police: http://tinyurl.com/cvf6ro6 Man arrested for using sex toys while driving: http://tinyurl.com/crp68bxMarried pastor spreads HIV: http://tinyurl.com/cjmgcog Man wraps himself in box, nearly dies: http://tinyurl.com/d9a96seNo more Sweet Caroline played at Penn State games: http://tinyurl.com/9u3tpqf Male enhancement gone horribly wrong: http://tinyurl.com/bld3d4oOrgy gone wrong: http://tinyurl.com/cm6mcehSite of the week: http://cornholebob.webs.com/

In this episode, we rant about Sergio Toppi, Superman and Wonder Woman dating, Jerry Nelson, UFC 151, Lance Armstrong, Place won't deliver after dark, man has party with lab monkeys, Syphilis shuts down porn industry, woman fends off thief with bbq fork, Bigfoot in Ohio, reporter deals with Rhino farts, our site of the week, Call ins, voice mails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageSkype: SaltyLanguagePodVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Cool Cavemen by FusionEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Links:

Sergio Toppi died: http://tinyurl.com/9t3dbgoSuperman and Wonder Woman will be dating: http://tinyurl.com/97hkubbSesame Street puppeteer Jerry Nelson Dies: http://tinyurl.com/8p2vqpk UFC 151 cancelled: http://tinyurl.com/9xfrsfbLance Armstrong to be stripped of titles: http://tinyurl.com/c5mq6nbPizza place won't deliver after dark: http://tinyurl.com/cqpoug4 Lab tech parties with pants down and monkeys: http://tinyurl.com/8sh85kjPorn industry shuts down because of syphilis outbreak: http://tinyurl.com/9xjuqg5 Woman fends off thief with bbq fork: http://tinyurl.com/btgessbBigfoot in Ohio: http://tinyurl.com/9x3xpdnRhino farts, reporter loses it: http://tinyurl.com/9shkkvc Site of the week: http://therapboard.com/

In this episode, we rant about Joe Kubert, Guy Fieri's stolen car, ICP suing FBI, Chris Tucker is broke, Toys R Us scammed, man grabs a booty, mad snake disease, dui on a bulldozer, our site of the week, voice mails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Oh Oh by The NunchaksEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Joe Kubert dies http://tinyurl.com/9yeboex Guy Fieri's stolen Lambo story: http://tinyurl.com/92zpggj People getting collection notices from Hollywood Video: http://tinyurl.com/clce8cq ICP suing FBI: http://tinyurl.com/cne5g7s Man caught trying to rape his grandma: http://tinyurl.com/98297lh Chris Tucker's net worth: http://tinyurl.com/cezz2pg Man avoids getting compacted twice: http://tinyurl.com/bphzujh Mom and son scam Toys R Us: tinyurl.com/bueyrpt Anti Semite finds out he's Jewish: http://tinyurl.com/8bzgjkd Author scolds student for not reading his book: http://tinyurl.com/cnortrr Man grabs booty because he couldn't resist: http://tinyurl.com/9m68sjd Man shoots himself at Bourne movie: http://tinyurl.com/8jcu5s3 Man who killed wife chokes on tv dinner: http://tinyurl.com/ca5efe3 Dave Mustaine is crazy: http://tinyurl.com/9rfqond Mad snake disease: http://tinyurl.com/cb9faxg Hitler mini golf statue: http://tinyurl.com/bpz4l6k Mt. Dew naming is trolled by 4chan: http://tinyurl.com/cdnsmta Man dui on bulldozer: http://tinyurl.com/c6sldk5 Man uses craigslist to find dog for sex: http://tinyurl.com/c2e349t Site of the week: wheredemtitsgo.com

In this episode, we rant about Blizzard gets hacked, obituary typo, DUI on a lawnmower, preacher cures with violence, man pees on woman's leg adter she rejects him, Olympic swimmers pee in pool, cards from elephant dung, oral sex cures morning sickness, our site of the week, Auto correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster CultEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Blizzard hacked: http://tinyurl.com/8p2gwnvObituary typo: http://tinyurl.com/c5uef4pMan gets DUI on lawnmower: http://tinyurl.com/c3tf7x7 Man drinks beer through DUI checkpoint: http://tinyurl.com/cja5mraPreacher "cures" cancer with violence: http://tinyurl.com/9kewwnf Man sleeps naked in neighbor's bed: http://tinyurl.com/cklylo6Lesbian owned restaurant offers Chik-fil-a replacement: http://tinyurl.com/cxxk7ke Man pees on woman's leg after she rejected him: http://tinyurl.com/bqqlf2cOlympic swimmers pee in pool: http://tinyurl.com/cl2fknc Sale fliers shows models that peed their pants: http://tinyurl.com/boum7rlTaco Bell employee pees on nachos: http://tinyurl.com/cpqa98f Greeting cards made from elephant dung: http://tinyurl.com/c8kav9fMan accused of performing oral sex on horse: http://tinyurl.com/c8tkah9 Oral sex cures morning sickness? http://tinyurl.com/9vwdp2pWoman stabs man that slaps her sunburned buttocks: http://tinyurl.com/9hj67tq Breastfeeding video sold as porn: http://tinyurl.com/9ad5jktSite of the week: http://picktheperp.com/

In this episode, we rant about a sheep rapist, gorilla suicide, pole dancing in the Olympics, butt fireworks, man stabbed over Xbox argument, woman attacks boyfriend with stripper pole, our site of the week, voicemails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Welcome To THe House Of F.U.N. by JuanitosEnd song Whiehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Sheep rapist wanted: http://tinyurl.com/bw7t4czNickleback fan falls into gorge: http://tinyurl.com/cwmwhzcGorilla hangs itself: http://tinyurl.com/cdlzvhy Man kills door to door salesman: http://tinyurl.com/bwhyr3mTrying to add pole dancing to the Olympics: http://tinyurl.com/d5ek3fb Single farmers dating site: http://www.farmersonly.com/Man shoots fireworks out of arse: http://tinyurl.com/d6yfzfd Man fathers 82 children through free babymaking service: http://tinyurl.com/cqb4uhdWoman goes everywhere in NY topless: http://tinyurl.com/d4w4ctj Underground site offers all sorts of illegal items: http://tinyurl.com/3trzo27Man thinks girlfriend is having an affair with facebook friend, Mitt Romney: http://tinyurl.com/ctueyqy Man stabbed 22 times over XBOX argument: http://tinyurl.com/d34ebmeBlow up doll used to stop traffic: http://tinyurl.com/d3cegg7 Man dressed as Batman arrested outside a Home Depot: http://tinyurl.com/bout3zuWoman attacks boyfriend with stripper pole: http://tinyurl.com/c4a4ava Farmer smashes 7 police cruisers with tractor: http://tinyurl.com/cb38wvgWorld bodypainting record attempt causes thong shortage: http://tinyurl.com/btwewde Site of the week: http://www.cookingcomically.com/

In this episode, we rant about the cost of being Batman, a wife that cooks $15,000, a teen that fights a mailbox, parents that keep a loaded gun in baby carriage, man's penis stolen in his sleep, a man shoots himself battling with a mouse, and more weird news, strange crime, other stories, and voice mails!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Booze Infused Wisdom by TabEnd song Whiehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode 53 links:

Cost of being Batman: http://tinyurl.com/cpj4x9cMan skydives from 18 miles up: http://tinyurl.com/bpysxt3 Internets defeats Burger King employee: http://tinyurl.com/cx99pl5 Woman refuses to leave toilet for 2.5 years: http://tinyurl.com/7s3u5sf Wife cooks $15k husband had hidden in oven: http://tinyurl.com/c8fr7qz Camouflaged house found in California park: http://tinyurl.com/ca7c7mr Business has 16 boulders stolen: http://tinyurl.com/d3wjylo Woman calls 911 over bad mugshot: http://tinyurl.com/cpb5rna Cancer patient has dad deny her Make A Wish trip: http://tinyurl.com/cwbeoum Man's joke leads to emergency rescue attempt: http://tinyurl.com/dygnbxh Teen on LSD fights mailbox: http://tinyurl.com/cwmbufn Beer truck tips over: http://tinyurl.com/cm7qdbm A bear walks in to a mall: http://tinyurl.com/c6zq84n Attempted murder with a toilet seat: http://tinyurl.com/corrste Man shoots himself while buying milk: http://tinyurl.com/bnm5cpf Four Loko and Jaeger Bombs linked to casual sex: http://tinyurl.com/bmfjlts Parents keep loaded gun in baby carriage: http://tinyurl.com/ca6ruee Man fails 72 times to impregnate woman: http://tinyurl.com/d5b3n7 Man raped to death by 6 women: http://tinyurl.com/codjh93 Man fell asleep stealing a car: http://tinyurl.com/77hh2ee Man has penis stolen in his sleep: http://tinyurl.com/c8xkl3y Sex doll saved from drowning: http://tinyurl.com/chsqr6d Man shoots self in battle with mouse: http://tinyurl.com/buz4c24