Mikey and Aaron Maund (fresh off playoff robbery with USL's Charlotte Independence) swing by to discuss the most exciting USMNT roster in many years; weekend and Champions League recap (ft schizo United); Power and Watchability rankings; weekend preview (ft Liverpool vs City) plus Aaron discovers the trick to making Mikey happy. Also, Erik Palmer-Brown of Austria Wien (on loan from Man City) drops by again [58:40] to discuss the recent terror attack in his backyard, insider thoughts on USMNT roster from someone who should have been on it, what it has been like to finally put down some roots, Austrian nightlife and being Germany's little brother, his relationship with Jesse Marsch, gamer update on Christian Pulisic and finally we debate his buddy Drew Lock's (Denver Broncos QB) dance moves.

Mikey gets gun-shy on IG captions; Larry Nance Jr opens up on the incredible SpongeBob meme video he starred in; Bartomeu's bye-bye Barcelona bombshell; wtf happened in Chelsea/United (and rest of the weekend results); Champions League recap (ft United & The Babyjesus doing things); Power & Watchability Rankings (s/o Leeds) and what to watch this weekend ft United/Arsenal + best bets. Also, [00:49:00] NYCFC's midfield duo Keaton Parks and James Sands swing by to chat about their opposite career paths, how high in the table they hope to climb this season and European aspirations; and James -- newly minted #6 on MLS's top 22 under 22 list -- names names on who he should have been higher than (Keaton may or may not disagree).

Larry Nance Jr. and Max Bretos join to discuss certain Premier League clubs' greedy obsession with killing the golden goose (aka Champions League); what to make of Lampard's controversial remarks about The Babyjesus; and Sergio Aguero's brush with a lineswoman. Also, Alex Bono of Toronto FC [00:15:10] offers a player's opinion on the decision not to award the Supporter's Shield to this season's MLS regular season winner. Rapid rundowns on last weekend [00:30:10] (f/t Merseyside, Tottenham/West Ham debacle plus all-important question: is Aston Villa legit?) as well as in Champions League (f/t big game for United and bigger couple days for Aaron Wan-Bissaka). Finally a preview of what to watch this weekend highlighted by United/Chelsea and Villa/Leeds, plus El Clasico in Spain, a top of the table tilt in MLS and USL Championship semifinals.

pros and cons of plan to overhaul the Premier League dubbed "Project Big Picture"; projected USMNT starting XI for next month's Wales and Australia games; thoughts on Jill Ellis as next DC United manager; and [[32:06]] weekend preview featuring Merseyside Daerby and City/Arsenal (plus Sam's *best bet* of the season)

Sam, Larry and Mikey debate who the big winners and losers are in the Premier League from the now-closed summer transfer window; discuss wtf just happened last weekend (looking at you Liverpool and United); power rankings plus we take a second -- far more contentious -- crack at season-long predictions f/t now that rosters are set. Next up [01:06:10] Aaron Maund, Brandon Miller and Hugh Roberts of the Charlotte Independence preview the USL Championship playoffs that start this weekend and discuss what life is like as pros in the second tier of US soccer, featuring COVID-19 scares, one big ass championship ring, a blossoming podcast career and the impact that efforts like the USL Black Players Alliance is having.

Sergino Dest's move to Barcelona and ridiculousness surrounding the new (and even newer) handball rule, recap of a wild weekend around the Premier League, Power Rankings and preview of the weekend ahead featuring United/Spurs and low key big games in Chelsea/Palace and Leeds/City plus *Best Bets*... then [57:20] Aaron Long and Tim Parker of the NY Red Bulls -- after debating who is the earner and nurturer in their CB marriage -- diagnose the team's early season struggles and dissect what role Tim's ginger flow played in the team's recent turnaround; Tim and Sam grill Aaron on his remarkable rise from USL to USMNT, thoughts on a possible move to Europe (s/o West Ham) and THAT Miazga/Lainez incident; and finally some Rapid Fire with debates on arm wrestling, 40 times, who my favorite ginger is, whether Aaron will play overseas and finally F/M/K the PMT crew.

Along with Larry Nance Jr. and Mikey Fowler, we hit the big headlines for the week, including Corona vs Zlatan, USA buying up European soccer clubs, Megan Rapinoe, Sebastian Soto and Frank de Bore. Reactions from last weekend's Premier League scores, Power Rankings, Fantasy Roundup and preview of what is on deck this weekend (ft Arsenal/Liverpool and City/Lester) plus Best Bets. Finally, Sam's Army's official Bundesliga expert Julian Gressel (of DC United) walks us through what to expect in the German league this season, including whether anyone can hang with Bayern, who will be fighting for top 4/bottom 3 and which Americans to keep an eye on.

Sam, Larry and Mikey roll through Premier League opening weekend f/t Liverpool's defense-optional win over Leeds; discuss the significant deals/almost deals (eg Bale, Aubameyang & Thiago) and which clubs still need what; current Power Rankings (top4/bottom3); fantasy tips & tricks; and finally a weekend preview highlighted by Chelsea/Liverpool & Wolves/City plus Sam's get-money Best Bets. Next up [00:57:45] Andre Shinyashiki & Keegan Rosenberry of the Colorado Rapids join to discuss their respective upbringings in Brazil and Amish country; the absurd questions they were asked at the MLS combine; the time Tim Howard got all up in Andre's metaphorical ass and literal face; Keegan throws down golf gauntlet to Riggs; credit card roulette shenanigans; FIFA ratings; and what ridiculousness is going down in the DMs of Andre's model-heavy Instagram.

Sam sits down with Mikey Fowler, Max Bretos and Larry Nance Jr. to break down the upcoming 2020-21 Premier League season, including title/top 4/relegation predictions and early thoughts on who has done the best (and not best) business this abbreviated offseason. Also: picks for POY, golden boot, first manager out and an egregiously ballsy call on this season's Europa League winner, plus must-have fantasy tips. Finally, with La Liga also kicking off this weekend, we discuss whether anyone can dethrone Real Madrid and what to expect from Messi's beloved Barcelona.

Sam and Mikey walk through the Messi drama, which has now reached an extremely amicable resolution (HA!), run through the unfortunate situation involving RSL/Royals/Monarchs then touch on the highlights/lowlights of transfer moves in England, Spain, Italy, MLS, NWSL and the FA Women's Super Cup... plus what to watch for in the week ahead.