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The Life of a Showgirl is here! Let's talk initial thoughts on some of the tracks.

Ray J (yes you read that right) is in the news. It’s unclear if he’s spewing nonsense or if the Kardashians really do have something to hide. Quentin Tarantino fans have new Kill Bill content to enjoy. The government has shut down… again. Here’s what it means for San Francisco’s Fleet Week. Somewhere Over The Rainbow is truly iconic - and to think it almost wasn’t anything at all. ‘Wicked: For Good’ promo has begun! Vinnie’s got a theater kid in his house. Plus, targeted ads just got louder. Charlotte’s Web will be retold in an upcoming HBO limited series. Jane Goodall, groundbreaking chimpanzee researcher and environmentalist, has passed away at 91 years old. Sarah’s got a story about Alaska’s Fat Bear Week. Who’s your favorite famous bear? Get your judging gavel out: Boob job checks in North Korea. A very important conversation about soda. Don’t buy your Halloween candy yet! It will be gone before trick-or-treating even starts. The ‘Big Brother’ finale hit a new record in ratings! Sarah and Bob are already excited for next season. Luckily, ‘Survivor’ has started, and we are in it! We wish we could forget about these bogus “wellness” hacks that celebrities told us about. Will Keith Urban profit off of his divorce from Nicole Kidman thanks to a bizarre prenup clause? Your sports morsel of the week: Purdy played like crap last week due to his hurt toe, so Mac Attack is subbing in as QB tonight for the 49ers. Plus, the Giants are getting a new manager - stay tuned. Plus: An adult going back to school is only funny in an 80s movie. Ozzy Osbourne is now a pumpkin sculpture. It’s the corn maze and pumpkin patch time of year - maybe this is how Matty meets the next love of his life. Apparently Music Festivals aren’t just for music. A new dating app introduces a feature to protect women from unsolicited pictures. Does Matty look like Chip Gaines? Plus: How Old Is That Guy (Bob has no idea).

Ray J (yes you read that right) is in the news. It’s unclear if he’s spewing nonsense or if the Kardashians really do have something to hide. Quentin Tarantino fans have new Kill Bill content to enjoy. The government has shut down… again. Here’s what it means for San Francisco’s Fleet Week. Somewhere Over The Rainbow is truly iconic - and to think it almost wasn’t anything at all. ‘Wicked: For Good’ promo has begun! Vinnie’s got a theater kid in his house. Plus, targeted ads just got louder.

Charlotte’s Web will be retold in an upcoming HBO limited series. Jane Goodall, groundbreaking chimpanzee researcher and environmentalist, has passed away at 91 years old. Sarah’s got a story about Alaska’s Fat Bear Week. Who’s your favorite famous bear? Get your judging gavel out: Boob job checks in North Korea. A very important conversation about soda. Don’t buy your Halloween candy yet! It will be gone before trick-or-treating even starts.

The ‘Big Brother’ finale hit a new record in ratings! Sarah and Bob are already excited for next season. Luckily, ‘Survivor’ has started, and we are in it! We wish we could forget about these bogus “wellness” hacks that celebrities told us about. Will Keith Urban profit off of his divorce from Nicole Kidman thanks to a bizarre prenup clause? Your sports morsel of the week: Purdy played like crap last week due to his hurt toe, so Mac Attack is subbing in as QB tonight for the 49ers. Plus, the Giants are getting a new manager - stay tuned. Plus: An adult going back to school is only funny in an 80s movie.

Ozzy Osbourne is now a pumpkin sculpture. It’s the corn maze and pumpkin patch time of year - maybe this is how Matty meets the next love of his life. Apparently Music Festivals aren’t just for music. A new dating app introduces a feature to protect women from unsolicited pictures. Does Matty look like Chip Gaines? Plus: How Old Is That Guy (Bob has no idea).

Sarah liked a picture of her so much she posted on Instagram! Matty is on a run of bad luck - please send good vibes… and variety.

Did they have a clause in their prenup that's going to get Keith Urban a truckload of money? Is he really singing to his guitarist/new girlfriend on stage? Poor Nicole Kidman.

The government shutdown is putting San Francisco's annual Fleet Week celebrations at risk: Here are the details.