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If you thought pool care was boring, you clearly haven’t heard Sarah break it down. This week she dives headfirst into the bubbling, backwashing, beautifully chaotic world of pool chemistry — with zero filters and a full cup of caffeine. It’s educational, hilarious, slightly unhinged, and 100% Sarah.

She’s here to make sure you understand what’s really happening in that pool water — why your readings are off, why “shock” isn’t a personality type, and why that weird smell isn’t chlorine, it’s your own bad decisions dissolving in the deep end.

In this episode, Sarah covers:

• Why every pool pro needs to stop treating “chlorine” and “shock” like they’re two different life forms.
• The real deal behind oxidation, sanitation, and why ORP is the pool’s version of a mood ring.
• Test kit interferences that’ll make you question your career choices.
• How pH, alkalinity, and sanitizer all play together (and what happens when they don’t).
• The customer who swore their pool “cleaned itself” — and how that went.
• Her completely rational rage against people who eyeball chemical doses “by vibe.”

Top Sarah-isms from this episode:

• “If your pool smells like a YMCA locker room, congratulations — you’ve just invented chloramines!”
• “It’s called a test kit, not a guess kit. Stop pretending you’re psychic.”
• “ORP doesn’t measure how much you care, but it definitely shows when you don’t.”
• “Shock is chlorine. Chlorine is shock. It’s not algebra, it’s pool school — and apparently, I’m the principal now.”
• “If I had a dollar for every time someone said ‘it looks clear so it’s clean,’ I’d retire and buy a pool with a lifeguard who never argues with me.”

Why you’ll love it:
This episode is like sitting in chemistry class if your teacher had road rage and a sense of humor. Sarah explains the science in plain English — then yells about it until you’ll never forget it again. Equal parts entertainment and education, it’s a masterclass in chlorine and chaos.

Episode Highlights:
🧪 Real-world pool chemistry decoded without the boring parts
💬 Rants, real talk, and rogue logic from the trenches
😂 Laugh-out-loud moments you’ll quote all week
💧 Takeaways that’ll make you sound like the smartest person at the pool store

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Closing Line:
“This has been Sarah reminding you — if your test results make no sense, it’s not the pool’s fault. Be good. Be safe. And for chlorine’s sake, use your damn meter!”

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