Sarah Talks Schmidt

Where did all the straws go?  How did they get taken from us so quickly? Who ran that campaign? Is the person/people who started it all now running political campaigns?  On today's episode, I'll talk "Conspiracy Schmidt" and deep dive into who we can blame for taking away all our straws and share my straw passion with the world.  We'll also discuss "Schmidt I Bought" that you don't need, and talk some "Emotional Schmidt" with a focus on crying in public. If I'm not crying on haunted hay rides, I'm crying in movies, while listening to books in public, on airplanes, or sometimes even in stairwells in corporate America. Let me tell you, me and #cryrese have a lot in common with our ugly cry. 

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Happy belated Halloween!  It took me 26 years to watch Hocus Pocus, so of course it took me almost a week to post a Halloween episode. On this episode I'll discuss my fear of all things scary and how I'm truly lucky I made it through high school with the amount of crying I did on haunted hay rides and trails.  I'll also lead a Halloween edition of "Judge's Table" where I judge my past Halloween costumes and list my favorite celebrity costumes this year (spoiler alert: no slutty costumes made the list because that is SO unoriginal).  Additionally, I'll FINALLY watch Hocus Pocus and The Witches since I'm old enough to know it's all fake (kind of) and try to understand how either of these movies were made for children.  Finally, Aunt Cin and Uncle John aren't done scaring me because they're bored and their kids are in college.

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Ever go to work and feel over/underdressed and then stress about it for the whole day? Ever slam drawers of a printer or rip paper out of the drawer and then think...."hmm...I think this machine is expensive, but why isn't it working?!?"  Do you travel for work and have to pretend you're not a complainer to your colleagues or pass by your boss in first to take your spot in steerage?  Well, this podcast is for you!  I've saved up all my corporate rants and struggles for your enjoyment. Sit back, make yourself a cup of flavia coffee, and put your Skype status on away. 

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In today's episode I'm trying to understand YouTube and deep diving into my 15 year old spirit animal JoJo Siwa.  I get you girl--why wear black when you can wear sequins?!?! I'm also talking all things "As Seen on TV" and scaring you with the amount of money my family and I have spent on gadgets, truly giving you an idea of the monster they turned me into.  Finally, I'm laying out my #bringbackthecosmo 2020 campaign.  This will be the year of cosmo--we're bringing it back from the SATC grave!

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Hey guys--in today's episode we talk to America's favorite Aunt -- Aunt Cin.  She's instagram famous (with 10 followers and no profile pic) and she's got a lot of dirt on me.  We talk her favorite things to do (hint: she really likes to nap), her latest obsession of watching dogs and kittens interact, and we detail how she is the original Marie Kondo. Finally, we recap our favorite show Unexpected on TLC and our obsession with these teen mom and dads.

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Hey guys, my name is Sarah and I talk a lot of Schmidt. Get it?!? Okay, you get it.  This episode is all about ME (hum Taylor Swift to yourself)!  You'll hear all about my phone addiction--how I'm desperately trying to overcome it (not working)--how I distract myself from productivity, and my biggest fears (serial killers hiding behind shower curtains is at the top of the list) and Schmidt I freaking HATE (the list is long...sometimes longer than the Schmidt I love).

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