Satan is my Superhero

Too many beasts, not enough time? We got you. This is a supercut compilation of our deep dives into Revelations Chapters 4, 5, and 6 — stitched into one continuous, apocalyptic fever dream.

👉 no skipping between episodes
 👉 no losing the plot
 👉 just one long descent into heaven, hallucinations, and the end of the world

👉 Start here: Book of Revelation Supercut Volume 1 (Chapters 00–03) 

What’s inside this volume:

Chapter 4 — Heaven, but make it weird

•  Creatures covered in eyes 
•  Crystal floors and glowing gemstones 
•  Endless chanting that somehow counts as paradise 
•  Strong evidence John may have been… chemically inspired 

Chapter 5 — The scroll, the lamb, and the cosmic hype squad

•  A mysterious sealed book no one can open 
•  A slain lamb with seven horns and seven eyes (totally normal) 
•  Angels absolutely losing their minds over the apocalypse 

Chapter 6 — The Four Horsemen drop in

•  War, famine, death… and possibly a green My Little Pony 
•  Martyrs demanding revenge 
•  The rich hiding in caves while everything collapses (timeless content)

 If you’ve ever been cast out, laughed at, or told you’re going to Hell—welcome home.  Made for the misfits, the weirdos, the godless and the damned—Satan Is My Superhero is your unholy sanctuary.  

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Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality.

We’re taking a skeptical look at:

• The Meltdown: How “Happy Holidays” became a slur.
• The Merch: Purity-culture Christmas capitalism and the grifters cashing in.
• The Reality: Inconvenient historical facts about the holiday’s actual origins.

Includes original comedy sketches, irreverent history, and our trademark blasphemous chaos!

If you like your holidays with skepticism, satire, and a little unholy cheer, you’re in the right cult. Join the SIMSH Congregation:
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Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer energy: zero oversight, no training, and absolutely no refunds. This is the Etsy marketplace of demon removal, and the vibes are… exactly what you think.

In the finale of our Exorcist trilogy, we unpack the evangelical evolution of “demon hunting,” where faith healing crosses into LARPing, trauma gets rebranded as spiritual warfare, and grifters discover the extreme profitability of exploiting untreated mental illness. From 18th-century Anglican barkers and Victorian nail-vomiters to modern prosperity pastors, online exorcism courses, and “pray the gay away” violence, we follow the money, the mythology, and the body count.

TL;DR: When religion meets capitalism, demons become a business model.

New to Satan Is My Superhero?  This show is 60% comedic deep-dives, 40% rage-fueled blasphemous sketch comedy, and 100% fact-checked mockery of superstition, conspiracy theories, and religious con-artists. Every episode blends satire, history, theology, psychology, punk music, and general heresy.
If your love language is data + sarcasm, you’re in the right place.

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Talk to us: Got thoughts, stories, outrage, fan art, biblical hot takes, or exorcism tourism photos from your childhood church? Email us anytime: [email protected]

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Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses. 

In this episode, we dig into the church’s obsession with exorcism, from Emma Schmidt and Roland Doe to Clara Germana Cele — the so-called “true stories” that inspired The Exorcist. We unravel how priests, nuns, and the Vatican mistook trauma for demons, weaponized fear for faith, and built a billion-dollar horror franchise in the process.  You’ll learn about:

• The Vatican’s exorcism playbook (and its surprisingly recent “Don’t Touch the Children” rule)
• How Catholic exorcisms blurred the line between ritual and abuse
• The twisted legacy of William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist
• The International Association of Exorcists (yes, that’s a real thing)

🎧 Part two of our mini-series on The Exorcist — next episode we’re diving into the Protestant flavor of possession panic.

Satan Is My Superhero brings you irreverent, fast-paced satire on religion, conspiracy theories, and cultural myths. Listen, laugh, and learn as we expose the ridiculous and the dangerous with comedy, history, and blasphemy. 

Got a question, rant, or heretical thought? Email us at [email protected] — we might feature it in a future episode. 

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 Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive. 

Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real?  Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault.
Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that cashed in on the chaos.
This is how one movie turned fear into faith—and jump-started fifty years of Satanic Panic!
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“The Exorcist didn’t just scare people—it converted them.” 

Sauces: Sources used for every Satan Is My Superhero episode are plentiful—ask nicely and we’ll send the scrolls. 

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Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan. 

In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we dive into the Danzig era (1977–83)—the fights, the graves, the sticky-floored clubs, and the sound that rewired punk into something darker and bloodier.

Want more Danzig chaos? Check out Episode 74: Danzig  for our deep dive on Glenn’s steroidal debut album and his post-Misfits misadventures. 

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Plus, we’ve got a brand-new logo to show off—still irreverent, still badass, just a little shinier. 

“The Misfits didn’t just play shows… they haunted them. Literally.” 

Sauces: Sources used for each episode are plentiful—let us know if you want the list. 

Topics covered this episode: Misfits, Glenn Danzig, the Danzig years (1977–83), horror punk, New Jersey punk history, the rise of the Misfits shirt, the Crimson Ghost, the devilock, Metallica covering Misfits, and why every punk fight smells like stale beer and regret. 

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The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon.

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In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6.

Greek gods? Roman Empire? Catholicism? 

Communism? Disney princesses???

Grab your caffeinated Jesus Juice and ride with us—because apparently anything can be the Four Horsemen.

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Need a refresh of our Book of Revelation series?  Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] .  [Ep. 05]  . [Ep. 06]   

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The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.

Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.

This episode features:

• Horsemen hot takes: conquest, war, famine, death (and plague balls)
• Why John’s “visions” read more like bad acid trips
• How famine = price gouging while the rich still sip wine
• The My Little Pony apocalypse
• Christians inventing the Rapture… last week

“If John of Patmos wrote this in the 21st century, it wouldn’t be wheat and barley — it would be toilet paper and computer chips.”

This is Chapter 6 — our sixth episode on the Bible’s most unhinged book, Revelation. Haven’t heard the first five? Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] .  [Ep. 05] 

Sauces: Wikipedia, Revelation 6, ancient Roman history, and Christian apologists who really need new hobbies. (Full sources available on request.)

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Welcome, Sinners! 
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This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” accusations, and celebrate the real power of women in music. This episode blends satire, fact-checks, and pop culture chaos into one glorious 20-minute ride. 

   “If Beyoncé is summoning demons, at least they’ve got rhythm." 

 If you loved today’s Super Bowl meltdown, check out: 

• They Hate Women
• Disney Witches
• Taylor Swift Satanic Witch

 Need more witchy goodness? Head to our Patreon for bonus sketches, O.G. witch deep dives, and original Hoots songs that didn’t make the main show 

Sauces:

This episode was simmered with a spicy mix of pop culture reporting and christian pearl-clutching. We’re not here to promote their platforms — just to roast them.  Some of the sauces:

• Breathecast: Katy Perry & Satanic imagery
• Reuters: Rihanna Super Bowl belt
• Madonna on sexy crucifixes 
• Charisma News: Sabrina Carpenter & devil lyric
• Breitbart: christian "commentary" 
• Ken Ham statements

Plenty more went into this stew — full list available on request. 

Keywords: Jezebel stereotype, Christian conspiracy theories, Super Bowl halftime, Beyoncé Satanic rumors, Satanic panic, misogyny in religion, pop music and Christianity, Jezebel Spirit

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Welcome, Sinners! 
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 Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.