Satan is my Superhero

In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, we’re pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we don’t think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes we're looking at where the Christian Bible has influenced Science Fiction.

In this episode we’ll look at some of the comparisons that can be made between the most commercially successful Science Fiction epic ever and Star Wars.

There will be special guest star appearances from Episode IV A New Hope, Luke Skywalker, Obiwan, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Darth Vader, Palpatine, The Empire Strikes Back, Anakin Skywalker, Darth Maul, Devaronians, George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, C3PO, R2D2, Joseph Campbell, Hero with a Thousand Faces, Abrahamic religions, Zeus, pagans, Kylo Ren, 

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In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero, Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollar—pastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and what’s up with all the cars, mansions, and ministries. Did you hear about the Creflo Dollar plane crash hoax? We did too—and we’re calling BS. It’s a darkly comedic breakdown of Creflo Dollar’s net worth, his brand of holy hustle, and what happens when faith becomes a financial empire.

Featuring sketch comedy, satire, and hard facts—because nothing says "Jesus" like a Rolls Royce and a tax-free donation button. Totally unrelated and without a hint of irony, check out our Patreon and join the 3rd Circle of Hell!
 
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There are celebrity cameo guest star appearances from: West Georgia College, World Dome, Atlanta, Georgia, 501c Tax Exemption Code as per Title 26 under the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, Michael Smith, Atlanta White Pages, Urban Dictionary, Empowered for Success, The True Source of your Prosperity and Grace for Financial Stewardship, PayPal, YouTube, Gulfstream G650, Mars, Law Based Prayer versus Grace Based Prayer, The Power of Supernatural Living, Prayer Into Communion, Johnny Cochran, Madison Square Gardens, The Great Misunderstanding, Old Testament, New Testament and Satan!

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He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus.

Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with excellent PR? We’re dragging in all the big names—Diocletian, Eusebius, Helena, Galerius, Julius Caesar, Sol Invictus—and tossing their reputations on the pyre of historical comedy.

Featuring entrails, imperial propaganda, and a brief stopover in ancient Canada (don’t ask, just listen).

 Perfect for fans of religious satire, Roman drama, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed Christian revisionism. 

Sketch comedy. Blasphemous history. Reluctant education.

 Because saints don’t order the murder of their wives and sons. But emperors do.

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Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelations might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine.

Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious stones, a floor made of glass "like unto crystal," and creatures covered in eyes with faces of lions, calves, men, and eagles. We compare these vivid visions to documented medical cases of hallucinations, including a fascinating 2022 paper describing patients who see "colourful crystal sheens" during altered states of consciousness. The parallels are undeniable and hilarious.

The biblical connections run deep as we trace John's inspiration to earlier prophets like Ezekiel and Isaiah, showing how he borrowed elements from their visions while adding his own psychedelic twist. We dissect the significance of jasper and sardine stones, analyze the mysterious sea of glass (with at least six competing interpretations), and question whether eternal existence spent repeating "Holy, holy, holy" truly represents paradise.

Our irreverent analysis adds yet another theory to what Revelation might actually be – beyond prophecy, coded rebellion literature, xenophobic propaganda, or incel manifesto, we now must consider "hallucination dream journal" as a strong possibility. Whether you're a skeptic, a believer, or somewhere in between, our comedic breakdown offers fresh insights into this ancient text that continues to fascinate and perplex readers across millennia. Listen now, and remember – as we always say at the end – that's why Satan is my superhero.

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In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny.

Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley Madison, Tennessee pastor, Greg Locke, Witches, National Secular Society, Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, Pastor Donald Clough, Moray Coast Baptist Church, Megan Manson, MINNESOTA, Journey Church, Kenosha, Wisconsin, Guest Experience Pastor, Gabriel Mills, Douglas Wilson, Christian Nationalist, Sean Moon, Rod of Iron Ministries, Sun Myung Moon, Moonies, Hak Ja Han, Joel Osteen, Babylon, 

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In this episode we celebrate International Women’s Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do!

This episode features special guest appearances from DEI, disciples, Progressives, apologists, feminists, YHWH, Genesis, Tertullian, Christian bloggers, INCELs, Bishop of Milan Ambrose, Paradise, Eve, Adam, Serpent, Wendy's, John Chrysostom, St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Girdle of chastity, Northern Italy, Franciscan Friar Cherubino of Siena, Douglas Wilson, The Feminist Mistake: The Radical Impact of Feminism on Church and Culture, Professor Mary Kassian, The Southern Baptist Seminary, Obamacare, birth control, Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite, Washington Post,The Great Reckoning: Surviving a Christianity That Looks Nothing Like Christ, Stephen Mattson, The Transformed Wife, Lori Alexander, Oklahoma Senator, U.S. Vice President, JD Vance, Eric Weinstein, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Case for Christian Nationalism, William Wolfe, Dusty Deevers, #metoo, Deuteronomy, Texas pastor, Joel Webbon, Bill Cosby, Girl Defined Ministries, Kristen Clark, Einstein, 

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In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. We’ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings.

We’ve got special guest star appearances from the likes of Harpers Weekly, Thomas Nast, Victoria Woodhull, Marx and Engel’s, Demosthenes, Fredrick Douglass, President Grant, The Equal Rights Party, Anthony Comstock, United States Postal Inspector, Union Army, Civil War, Confederates, The Comstock Act of 1873, Mifepristone, US Mail, Donald Trump, Project 2025, Bernie Sanders, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, North Carolina, Public Policy Polling, Republicans, Obama, Rapture, Americans, Floridians, Ted Cruz, Zodiac Killer, Up Front in the Prophetic Radio Show, Allen Fodsick, Francine Fodsick, Pokémon, Michelle Obama, J.K. Rowling, Alex Jones, Nancy Pelosi, John McCain, January 6th, Capitol Building, Mike Pence, MAGA, Republican Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina Mark Robinson, Martin Luther King, 

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In this episode, we ask the question, why won't Jesus allow his chosen people, Americans to be ruled over by a woman? And did the Bible predict her downfall?

We’ll be joined on this quest for knowledge by some very special guest stars like Texas pastor, Tom Buck, Joe Biden, Southern Baptist Convention executive Steve Swofford, Donald Trump, MAGA, Lance Wallnau, The Kremlin, Mario Murillo, The Holy Ghost, Robert Henderson, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Ratatouille, Texas pastor Joel Webbon, Right Response Ministries podcast, Oklahoma state Senator, Dusty Deevers, Douglas Wilson, Pastor Andrew Isker, New Apostolic Reformation, Ché Ahn, Jehu, Jezebel, King Ahab, Micah Beckwith, Nick Fuentes, JD Vance, Ron DeSantis, Archbishop Carlo Vigano, Michelle Obama, Fox News, Jesse Watters, Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts, NORAD, Navy, Gordon Klingenschmitt, Jill Stein, Wisconsin,

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In this special in between season’s episode I have pulled one from the Patreon. 

Here we dwell on all our missed steps in 2023. 

What missed step would be complete without special guest stars like, Michael Bolton, Mutt Lange, Brother’s Grimm, Russell Crowe, Disney, Eric Clapton, John Wayne, Paul McCartney, Uri Gellar, Pokémon, Joey Tempest, Europe, Nikki Sixx, Motley Crue, Duffer Brothers, The Stranger Things, Venus, Benny Hinn, Carlos Santana, Santa Claus, Artificial Intelligence, Alexa, Norwegian Black Metal, Lovecraft, Black Sabbath, The Book of Revelation, Dragons, Phoenician bath house, Nightrider, Shakespeare, first folio, Melania Trump, Quarto, 2015 Toyota Corolla, witchcraft, Knitting, Casseroles, Alpaca farms, Witchfinder General Mathew Hopkins, Jesus, Cotton Mather, Salem Witch Trials, Roseanne Barr, Jesus Christ Superstar, Vatican, Gorge Pell, Boys’ choir, Genshin Impact, GUIZHONG, HEAVENLY PRINCIPLE, Sam Smith, 

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Too lazy to hunt through four separate episodes? Good. We did it for you.

This is a supercut compilation of our first four deep dives into the most unhinged book of the Bible — Revelation. One continuous, chaotic, blasphemous binge.

Inside this volume:

•  Revelation 00 — Prologue of the Epilogue
•  Revelation 01 — First Chapter of the Final Chapter
•  Revelation 02 — Where Satan Dwells
•  Revelation 03 — I Will Come In To Him

Think of this as your “start here” pack for the Revelation series:
👉 no gaps
👉 no jumping between episodes
👉 just one long apocalyptic spiralWe break down:

•  The political chaos behind the text (Rome, emperors, persecution… the usual light reading) 
•  Whether Revelation is prophecy, propaganda, or a first-century meltdown 
•  The wild imagery: swords out of mouths, cosmic beasts, divine tantrums, and… yes, oddly detailed anatomy 

Featuring appearances from:
 John of Patmos, Nero, Domitian, Caligula, Jezebel, Satan (obviously), and a suspicious number of people who sound like they’re in a heavy metal band.

Is it sacred prophecy?
 Is it coded rebellion?
 Is it ancient fan fiction written during a bad trip?

We investigate. You decide.

Or don’t. It’s mostly about the chaos.

 Did you know you are blessed just to read it or hear it read? Did you now this book is a cornerstone of conspiracy theories like Flat Earth Theory and the Holy Trinity? Does it allude to the Holy Ghost or the Archangels? What’s the deal with John and the number seven? Will we see the saviour coming in the clouds? Will he or won’t he have a two edged sword in his mouth? Will he sound like a fart or diarrhoea? Did you know it gives you a description including but not limited to Christ’s breasts? And why does John mansplain away his poetic metaphors?

 In chapter two, John will explain to the church of Ephesus just how much the ultimate creator god of the entire universe is upset about a wife swapping cult of Nicolaitanes. 

John explains quantum physics to the church in Smyrna and proves once and for all Jesus is Schrodinger’s Cat.

John doxes Satan’s home in Pergamon.

And among the church in Thyatira, we finally meet, Jezebel! And she does not disappoint. She repented not!

Is this book prophecy of a future still to come?

Is this book a coded message of rebellion for the early Chri$tian freedom fighters in their struggle with the Roman Empire?

Is this book xenophobic propaganda to stop Hellenising?

Who cares? It’s got Hell, Armageddon, Antipas, the brazen bull, Zeus, Balaam, Balac, the children of Israel, Canaanites, angels, a talking donkey, fornication, Motorhead, Lemmy, Frankenfurter, Sardis, playstation, Christmas, Philadelphia, David, Cheech, Chong, Cheech and Chong, Billy Graham, Richard Nixon, Ron DeSantis, Disney World, robux, Laodiceans, Donald Trump, Mordor and the Roman Empire 

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