Satan is my Superhero

In this episode we strap on the mutton chops like biker Jesus pumped full of amphetamines and look straight up to the heavens with the voice of a demon for a warts ‘n all take on one of the most influential bands of the last fifty years.

If you’re not familiar with Motörhead, they are best known for the song, Ace of Spades and I have described them in the past as what it would sound like if Chuck Berry was hit by an out of control freight train driven by drunken pirates.

While there have been many members over the years, and some were more important than others, there’s only really one bloke who matters in the Motörhead story, Lemmy Kilmister.

Lemmy wasn’t a satanic metal head. But he was certainly anti-religion with songs like, [Don’t Need] Religion, Bad Religion and God Was Never on Your Side. 

This episode also features cameo guest star appearances from Joseph of Nazareth, Ian Kilmister, Santa Claus, Wales, The Beatles, The Cavern Club, Liverpool, Europe, The Kinks, The Rockin Vicars, Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Sam Gopal, Escalator, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Pink Floyd, The Birds, Hawkwind, Silver Machine, Canada, Bastard, Top of the Pops, BBC, United Artists, On Parole, Phil ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor, ‘Fast’ Eddie Clarke, NME, Ted Carroll, Chiswick Records, Mike Tyson, Snaggletooth, the War-Pig, Joe Petagno, Napoleon, Bronze Records, Austin Healy, No Sleep ‘till Hammersmith, Stand By Your Man, Plasmatics, Wendy O. Williams, The Young Ones, Miss Money Stirling, Ace of Spades, Mama I’m Coming Home, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, Nightmare/The Dreamtime, 1916, James Hetfield, Asteroid 250840 Motörhead, Asteroid 243002 Lemmy, Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, Lemmysuchus, The Natural History Museum, Lorna Steel, Hall of Heavy Metal History, Thrash Metal and New Wave of British Heavy Metal 

Sauces

https://guitar.com/news/music-news/james-hetfield-ace-of-spades-tattoo-lemmy-ashes/

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/news/2017/august/fearsome-jurassic-crocodile-named-after-motorheads-lemmy.html

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/29/lemmy-kilmister-obituary

https://www.universeguide.com/asteroid/21506/lemmy

Inside Motörhead

https://www.loudersound.com/news/lemmy-considered-breaking-up-motorhead-after-nme-readers-voted-them-the-best-worst-band-in-the-world

Spin April 2009 Edition

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/growing-old-disgracefully-lemmy-on-heartbreak-ageing-and-his-penchant-for-nazi-memorabilia-2142747.html

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/jul/11/news.culture#:~:text=Though%20no%20official%20statement%20has,Axis%20countries%2C%22%20he%20said.

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In this episode we once again, pick up the Book of Revelations at chapter three and continue calling out early Christian churches in Asia Minor for not being Christian enough. For not hating enough. For not paying enough. 
We have already done three episodes on this book which you can easily find in the feed. But for those of you who have not studied for this exam, here’s a quick recap. 
John of Patmos is sitting all alone in a cave like a totally normal person, writing a letter to seven churches in modern day Turkey. Back in chapter two, he started to pretend he was Jesus. So far John pretending to be Jesus has called out the church of Ephesus for not loving Jesus hard enough. But praised them for hating a cult of wife swappers. He’s warned the church of Smyrna the devil is coming to town to incarcerate them all. He’s called out the church of Pergamon for eating barbeque and fornicating. Then he told Pergamon Jesus was coming with a sword in his mouth to fight them all. John has singled out a member of the church of Thyatira called Jezebel. For also eating barbeque and fornicating. 

What on earth has revelations chapter three got in install for us?

Special guest appearances by Frankenfurter, Sardis, playstation, Christmas, Philadelphia, David, Cheech, Chong, Cheech and Chong, Billy Graham, Richard Nixon, Ron DeSantis, Disney World, robux, Laodiceans, Donald Trump, Mordor and the Roman Empire 

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In this episode we’re diving deep down into the dark and seedy world of adult animation. Helluva Boss is an adult animated cartoon about 3 demons, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie who work at a company called I.M.P which stands for Immediate Murder Professionals. These demons live in one of the seven rings of Hell and murder people in the living world. Hazbin Hotel is another animated series, set in the same universe as Helluva Boss and came out at the same time. In it, fallen angel Lucifer's daughter, Charlie Morningstar attempts to rehabilitate the souls of sinners in Hell. Charlie hopes she can give these souls a chance to ascend to Heaven. All the angels in Heaven and all the forgiving Christians on Earth disagree.

This episode also features special cameo appearances and mentions of Donald Trump, Vivziepop, Zoophobia, Cameron Walden, The Son of 666, YouTube, SpindleHorse Toons, A24, Amazon Prime, bisexual, LGBT, Twitter, Kid Rock, Bud Light, AR15, Presbyterian, Alastor, Kruptos, Lilith, feminism, Timothy Daniel Pool, Timcast, Outrage Over Amazon Show Praised Lucifer, Making Heaven Bad Guys, Hazbin Hotel Sparks Controversy, Feminists INSIST 5 Foot Female Black Belt Could TAKE ON The Average MAN AND WIN, Rhonda Rousey, Tim Pool, Target CANCELS PRIDE MONTH, Anti Woke Backlash WINS, Woke Companies BACK DOWN Over Bud Light Effect, ALPHA MALE Dating Trans Woman Says I'M NOT GAY, But He Is Absolutely A Gay Man But ASHAMED, Anthony Gramuglia, TikTok, Satanic Panic, LGBTQ+, The Crusades, Michael Knowles, Amazon Prime calls Satan the hero, Satanism, Jenn Nizza, The Washington Times, Washington Post, New York Times, Fox News, manga, Anime, Japan, Genesis 2, Genesis 1, 1998 Camry, Jesus, furries, YHWH

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Sauces

https://movieweb.com/vivienne-medrano-jessica-vosk-daphne-rubin-vega-hazbin-hotel-interview/

https://decider.com/2024/01/31/hazbin-hotel-satanic-panic/

amazon.com/Hazbin-Hotel-Season-1/product-reviews/B0CLM9YR5T/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_next_2?pageNumber=2&reviewerType=all_reviews&filterByStar=one_star

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In this episode we will examine the story of a real life demon who betrayed his brothers in arms, deceived many in a craven lust for power and murdered his own wife and child. With a resume like that, it goes without saying Roman Emperor, Saint Constantine the Great is held up as an iconic Christian hero. 

Also making special guest star appearances we have Romans, CAESAR, Christians, Eusebius, Lactantius, Christianity, Roman Empire, France, Britain, Italy, Rome, Tetrarch, Maxentius, Tiber river, Milvian Bridge, Jesus Christ, Chi Rho, Greek, Christos, Twitter, X, staurogram, crucifix, Arch of Constantine, Tetrarchy, Licinius, Maximinus, Edict of Milan, RON BURGUNDY, Paganism, Pontifex Maximus, pagan, Pope, council of Nicaea, Nicene Creed, Holy Trinity, Arius, Holy Land, St Helena, Constantinople, Fausta, Crispus, Jupiter, Persians, Armenia, Tiridates III, Persia, river Jordan, Bishop of Nicomedia, Pentecost, Holy Ghost, Mary, Apostles, Heaven,

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In this episode we flex our massive biceps and with the voice of a fallen angel in a roid filled rage scream for the blood of all the gods. We’re looking at Danzig’s debut album, titled Danzig. Look at least this time there isn’t also a song on it called Danzig, so that’s something new for one of these debut album episodes.

Special guest stars include VANILLA ICE, Misfits, Glenn Danzig, Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Nancy Sinatra, Samhain, Halloween, Initium, Samhain III: November Coming Fire, Unholy Passion, Plan 9 Records, Metallica, The $5.98 Garage Days Re-Revisited E.P., Lars Ulrich, Rick Rubin, Cliff Burton, Def American Recording, Final Descent, Less Than Zero, Iron Man, Generation X, Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, You and Me, Life Fades Away, Roy Orbison, Eerie Von, Robert Downey Jr, Traveling Wilburys, Sistinas, John Christ, Chuck Biscuits, Atlantic Recording Studios, Twist of Cain, Soul on Fire, Am I Demon, Possession, End of Time, Evil Thing, She Rides, Lilith, Tik Tok, Bible, Not of This World, Kingdom of Christ, alien invasion, The Hunter, Booker T and The MG’s, Mother, Tipper Gore, Parents Music Resource Center, NWoBHM, New Wave of British Heavy Metal, The Crown, Game of Thrones, Dungeons and Dragons, Washington, Show No Mercy, Slayer, W.A.S.P., WASP, White House, PMRC, James Hetfield, Marvel, The Saga of Crystar, Crystal Warrior, Michael Gordon, The Crimson Ghost, MRS LOVEJOY, Shout at the Devil, Vince Neil, Motley Crue, George Orwell, 1984, John Bunyan, The Pilgram’s Progress, U.S. Billboard 200,

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In this episode we are going to mine for comedy gold in the tragic stories of a dozen people screwed over by the 19th century bad boy poet Lord Byron.

This episode features cameo guest star appearances from Catherine Gordon, May Gray, Mary Chaworth, William Chaworth, vampire, familiar, heartbroken gloomy melodramatic teen, Lady Caroline Lamb, Victorians, Ireland, Lady Oxford, Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage, Lady Charlotte Bacon, Anne Isabella Milbank, 11th Baroness Wentworth, Jane Austin, Princess of Parallelograms, Annabella, Augusta Leigh, Elizabeth Medora, Ada Lovelace, Forrest Gump, William King-Noel, 1st Earl of Lovelace, Marquis Antonio Cavalli, Countess Clelia Rasponi of Ravenna, Ralph Gordon, Mary Shelley, Clara Mary Jane Clairmont, Clara Allegra, Percy Shelley, Teresa, Contessa Guiccioli, Count Alessandro Guiccioli, Austrian Empire, Countess G, Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo, Charles Manson, Michael Jackson and the Republican Party’s Presidential Nominee.

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In this episode we dip our dainty little toes back in the murky waters of Prosperity Gospel with a look at one of the most despicable human beings to have ever lived.

Originally known as Olórin, he was the wisest Maiar of Valinor and chosen as one of the five Istari to assume human form in the Third Age of Middle Earth and counsel Men, Elves, and Dwarves in their struggle with Sauron. Oh wait a minute, that’s Gandalf. He’s a different ancient wizard.

Pat Robertson was a preacher, faith healer, confidence man and politician. We only skim the surface of his skulduggery and treachery in this brief biography of his life.

Making special guest appearances are Marion Robertson, Saint Patrick, Absalom Robertson, King David, Virginia, Marines, Korea, Battle Stars, Yale, Biblical Seminary in New York, Christian Broadcasting Network, Jesus Christ, Baptist Church, 700 Club, Regent University, Bank of Scotland, William Wallace, Oral Roberts, James Randi, Gary Straub, Legally Blonde: The Musical, Broadway, Hollywood, Mitt Romney, Barrack Obama, Donald Trump, 2020 Election, Hurricane Gloria, Virginia Beach, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Gay Days, Disney World, asteroid, Meteors, black magic, White House, Republican Congressman, Pete McCloskey, Korean War, Navy Cross, Silver Star, Purple Heart, LORNE GREEN, Egyptians, Toltecs, Mayans, pyramids, Digital Analogue Convertor, Shirley Temple, Californian Republican Primary, Richard Nixon, Vietnam War, Iraq War, Overton window, Democrat, Thailand, Division Headquarters, Vermouth, Foosball, Super Tuesday, Republic of Gilead, Christian, Liberian President Charles Taylor, Liberia, Muslim, The Hague, George W Bush, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Nicolás Maduro, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, YHWH, Palestinians, Canaanites, evangelicals, Holy Land Experience Theme Park, Roller Coaster, Barefoot Water Skiing, Easter Bunny and the Grim Reaper.

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In this episode we dress up like we’re in a Mad Max movie, strap on a comically ridiculous codpiece and dive head first into the world where shock rock meets glam rock in the form of the legendary metal band W.A.S.P.

In the same way Lemmy is Motorhead, Blackie Lawless is Wasp. So maybe more accurately we will be diving face first into Blackie’s comically ridiculous codpiece.

Blackie grew up in Florida and New York in the 60s and considered following his uncle into a career in professional baseball. 

But it was the stage that called young Lawless and he learned to play guitar. 

This episode features cameo guest star appearances from Ace Frehley, Kiss, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, The New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, Arthur Kane, Killer Kane, Sunset Strip, Sister, Nikki Six, Motley Crue, Shout at the Devil, London, Izzy Stradlin, Steve Adler, Slash, Guns n Roses, Fred Coury, Cinderella, Los Angeles, MTV, White Anglo Saxon Protestant, Show no Mercy, Alice Cooper, Ryne Duren, Iron Maiden, Capitol Records, Mike Varney, Animal (Fuck Like a Beast), Music For Nations, Tipper Gore, Filthy 15, PRMC, Parent Resource Music Center, N.W.O.B.H.M., New Wave of British Heavy Metal, Dungeons and Dragons, Steve Gutenberg, Can't Stop The Music, Golden Raspberry Awards, The Village People, The Dungeonmaster, Ragewar: The Challenges of Excalibrate, Digital Knights, Troubadour, Sammi Curr, Trick or Treat, T1000, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Crimson Idol, Demi Lovato, Holy Fvck, The Occult, MAGA, Qanon, Harvard, Donald Trump, George. W. Bush, Ted Cruz, The Overton window, Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Eastern Europe, Ukraine

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In this episode we will investigate the mysterious world of Vocaloid. What is it? Why is it? And most importantly, does it upset Chri$tians? 

Vocaloid is a voice synthesizer program launched by the Yamaha Corporation in 2004. This software allows users to synthesize human singing by typing in the lyrics, much like text to speech.

Each voicebank was modelled after professional singers and each voice bank has a custom avatar.

Each voice has an animated character that goes along with that voice. For example there are Kagamine Len and Rin who are twins with yellow hair.

Then there’s Megurine Luka who has long pink hair and is very elegant.

The most popular Vocaloid character is Hatsune Miku. A sixteen year old girl with long blue pigtails.

She has become the defining icon of the Vocaloid phenomena. When you think of Vocaloid, and I’m sure you do as often as I do, you think of Hatsune Miku.

This episode contains weird marriages, disappointing performances and ghosts!

Also making cameos, Lady Gaga, David Letterman, Willy Nelson, Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, Wimbledon, Pepper’s Ghost, John Henry Pepper, Tupac, Easy E, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Michael Jackson, Frank Zappa, Ronnie James Dio, Akihiko Kondo, Chiharu Dawn, God-ish, Pinnochio-P, Friedrich Nietzsche, Teniwoha, LGBTQ+, Song for Great Satan, Nanka-P, Song for a Great Evil King, Hachioji-P, q*Left, Sweet Devil, Valentines Day, Project Sekai Colourful Stage featuring Hatsune Miku, Mizuki Akiyama, Mrs Lovejoy, Ferry, She Could Be Satan For All I Know, Gumi, Gray Slate, Sad Satan, Oliver, John Lydon, Johnny Rotten, Sex Pistols, Jimmy Saville, Lower One’s Eyes, Nulut, Osamu Dazai.

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In this episode we peak into the white hot Christian outrage around Taylor Swift and hope we don’t go blind. What are they so mad? Taylor Swift is simply the biggest popstar on the planet. The biggest we’ve seen in a long time. As a woman of wealth, power and influence she terrifies misogynists and makes their tiny little claims to manhood shrivel up.

Also appearing in this episode - Travis Kelce, Joseph Jackson, Church of Satan, Anton LaVey, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Willow, Evermore, The Supernatural Life Ministry, Daniel Adam, Vlad Savchuk, YouTube, christofacist, Hank Kunneman, Kansas City Chiefs, Georgia, Kandiss Taylor, Jesus, Guns, & Babies, The Voice of the People Media, Barack Hussein Obama, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, Jean Carroll, Leftists, Eras Tour, Nashville, exorcist, Father Dan Reehil, Shane Lynch, Boyzone, NFL Superbowl, New York, Ice Spice, Tomi Lahren, Fox News, Black Entertainment Television, Sean Feucht, Tumblr, YALLAREBRUTALIZINGME, marijuana, Bitch-Pudding, Dundermiflin, Buenos Aires, Argentina, Tom Hiddleston, LGBT, Pastor Kevin Swanson, LGBTQ+, New York Times, Anna Marks, Lesbian Visibility Day, LGBTQI+, women’s rights, abortion, sexual harassment, gun control, Black Lives Matter, Liberal Psyop 

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