She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out?  A woman wants to be splashed with her husband's semen, and have the semen be "live." How can they store jizz so that it remains potent? Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. Unlike Santa, she fucks every man on the list, and then crosses them off when she's done. Is this so wrong?  And more.  Call us, and leave us a tale of holiday love gone wrong, right or weird.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast