Isn't it sad when a lady can't come? Hear two tales of ladies who can't come with another person involved, and Dan's elegant solutions.  You know what else is sad? When a man can't get horny. That's sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich.  "But how do mangos fit into all of this?" you ask.    Listen, and you will find out.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Comment on this episode at   Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! June 13. To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to