First off, prepare yourself for the most Depressing Rant Ever. (We recorded this show well before DOMA went DOWN.) A young gay man connected with another lad on Grindr. Then he met up with a different man, at the SAME HOUSE. What tomfoolery is this?  A lad and his boyfriend are planning to try out a bathhouse for the first time, and ask Dan for some basic tips. What he suggests…may shock you.  And, the inimitable Garfunkel & Oates come on the show to explain a shameful evasive strategy that many women have mastered.  On the Magnum side, Dan talks to a man who may have to adopt his own niece, because his brother (the baby's father) is in and out of jail.   Choking! Groovy fun, or not such a good idea?  Are all drag queens gay? Do they have to be? Because here's a straight woman who's attracted to them.  And a ton more... This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage Today's episode is also brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.