You poor, poor people. For Valentine's Day this year, we're going dark and airing some of your most unpleasant break-up stories. Like the woman who learned her husband was cheating on her when she saw the tattoo he got of the other woman's initials on his leg. That sort of thing. You'll hear a few of these stories on the Micro and more on the Magnum.

Meanwhile, a married man sneezes uncontrollably after he comes. Why?! Make it stop!

A woman begs every man, everywhere to shave his beard.

Our Magnum guest is the delightful Adam Zmith- author of Deep Sniff: A History of Poppers Queer Futures. He has recommendations for popper brands and...flavors. Anybody up for some pumpkin spice poppers?

And, how soon is too soon to ask your boyfriend to get a vasectomy?

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