Scared Gay!

This week the boys revisit Jeepers Creepers (2001), where the monster serves scarecrow couture and Justin Long’s character, Dari, treats every red flag like a personal invitation. Rusted pipe? Go on in, diva! Paul and Pablo unpack the camp, the chaos, and a sibling road trip desperately in need of adult intervention. But separating art from artist gets rough: ultimately, they feel the director’s crimes outweigh the film’s fun. The Creeper may need a stylist, but the ugliness behind the camera takes more than a makeover.

The boys catch up with the 2026 reboot/remake of Faces of Death. They share their favorite algorithm guilty pleasures as they discuss the horror of the interview as experienced by Barbie Ferreira. Do they like the final girl? Are they fans of social media horror videos? How does an active serial killer make enough money to purchase a house?! Listen to find out.

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The boys revisit 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—a remake that's meaner, nastier, and relentlessly violent. Paul and Pablo appreciate how the film yasssifies  Jessica Biel wholesome 2003 image, while her hero shirt knot gives the film's tightest performance. Leatherface could never.

While Paul was out on his honeymoon, the Horror Daddies chose Ghost Ship as the boys' next film to cover--because why not? Well, luckily Paul wasn't on a cruise for his honeymoon because, well, imagine the PTSD he would have had covering this film?! Ghost Ship transports the boys to the horrors of the early 2000's, a time where WTF ubiquitous with horror story telling. 

This week, while Paul is away on his honeymoon, Pablo is joined by the hosts of Scared Gay’s sister podcast, Horror Daddies! The trio discusses the trials and tribulations of the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th. Does it live up to the franchise’s legacy? Is it entertaining? How many times does Pablo refer to Willa Ford’s hit single, “I Wanna Be Bad”? Listen to find out!

Coming Soon: Ghost Ship (2002)

Well, Paul can finally relax and enjoy the fact that the boys have finally covered the 2007 “classic” I Know Who Killed Me, starring millennial tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan. With enough blue to make Eiffel 65 happy, this story about a writer—no, a stripper—no, someone…who knows?—is perfect for Scared Gay. Listen to find out why the movie was chosen and what the boys truly think of it.

To kick off our tabloid princess (or something) series we're doing, the boys are traveling down to Louisiana to hang with a massive cast for the CW, and with the Queen herself: Paris Hilton. She doesn't touch any wax in the film though. Why? Because...that's hot. 

Coming Soon: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

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God dammit this movie is gay. Witchy abercrombie gay. Don't be a wee-otch and check out what the boys have to say about it...because they have a lot!

Coming Soon: House of Wax (2005)

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Artwork by Patrick Allison
Instagram: @waywardwink

Happy Pride! This week the boys head on over to the Sahara Salvation Inn...and it's a gay old time. And it's also super 2000's. Let's just say...it's a movie!

Coming Soon: The Covenant (2006)

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Music by Ronnie Carrier
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Artwork by Patrick Allison
Instagram: @waywardwink

This one is quite the doozy! This week, the boys try something a little different, and give you their definitive ranking of the V/H/S films and their segments. This franchise has quite the history, and quite the spread of talent, intrigue, and lots and lots of t*tties. Some of these are masterpieces...others...yikes. 

Coming Soon: The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror (2007)

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Music by Ronnie Carrier
ronniecarrier.com

Artwork by Patrick Allison
Instagram: @waywardwink