SCHIT

10 SCHITTY questions about significant others, offering blowjobs for SCHITTY voicemails, shoving your SCHIT where you SCHIT, reach out and SCHIT on someone, SCHITTY Cox in a box, a quarter of schlongs are pretty SCHITTY... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

Doing it without ending up diapers, every top can be a bottom, shoving a peen in the Fallopian tube, free two-day tumor delivery, me Grindr you long time, getting pissed at a bag of dicks... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/39-notes

Sexual fluids don't make friends, turning printers on with poop, glitter-bombing your peen, magnum-sizing your Christmas tree, forcing Trump to pull out prematurely, getting off on voluminous lexicons... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/38-notes

Hookers go bobbing for blowjobs, Gibbsy gets a better half, the post office says go fork yourself, three and a quarter inches looks long in your mouth, SCHITty listeners leave even SCHITtier voicemails... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/37-notes

This is SCHIT ... Not a Real Episode Recorded Thursday October 22nd, 2015. If you're a subscriber and you're hearing this, sorry, but SCHIT's not back quite yet. We're just making sure that you're going to get the latest episodes when we are. So stay tuned, new REAL episodes of SCHIT are on their way soon. This non-episode, is in the SCHITter.

Extreme cheapskates have extreme skidmarks, getting eaten out at a buffet, exfoliating your penis from the inside, coitusing like rabbis, sixth graders get the Axe at school, cutting off your penis to spite your balls... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/31-notes

A very special episode of S.C.H.I.T.

Nothing tops Tyrannosaurus sex, hate speech keeps you white and tight, no one got molestered at day camp, faking it in front of your mom, who's hung like a Hamm?, oral arguments from anal people... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/25-notes

Would you like a McCondom with that?, lasers make everything better, dolphins blow out of more than just their holes, Google is hiding the handjobs, stolen penises are on the rise, conservatives in the boardroom get crazy in the bedroom... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/24-notes

Too hip for the Starbucks special sauce, Taylor Swift is allegedly a bearded whore, once you go black banana..., SimCity fails to simulate or stimulate, hand-cranking your rocks off, red is the new white... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/23-notes