Mittens is 47% honest, Kevin does the Honey Boo Boo Dance, Lindsay Lohan wants Amanda Bynes in Jail, Canadian gay pepper sprays girl, eh, Ann Romney gets her horses up, Internet Explorer has donut holes... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.

How many inches of iPhone can you handle, Kevin has tablet envy, your mom Googles porn, Prince Harry has Bozo balls, Levi Johnston's genes are half off, squirting big angry black guy holy water... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.

Rubbing a little Bieber before bed, Honey Boo Boo out-rednecks Romney, loving yourself at the RNC, Hitler's brown children shop in India, Taylor Swift is hard to hear, Victoria Jackson has an old hole... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

Don't have the time or sphincter control to stomach a full episode of SCHIT? Neither do we! Here's all the SCHIT you need to know in 60 seconds, Episode 7.

Steve from Florida makes me wet, Obama controls the weather, one-half of one-fifth of the Romneys is gay, dying to be buried in bacon, Mc-Mc-McDonalds has M-M-Max Headroom, Ghetto blasting on Mars... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn, Anderson Cooper is wide open for business, Phyllis Diller did Scooby Doo, politicians are legitimately retarded, sucking nipples for a cure, Gibbsy gets offed by a Roomba... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.

Begging for BJs, shirtless nerd malfunctions, Obama's pitstop in Iowa, liking huge dumps on Facebook, anal wedding rings are forever, bears should wear hot cock underwear... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

Getting off on pig vaginas, Randy Travis travels naked, you can't have a pool without Ryan Lochte's pee, three-breasted farm wenches live on Mars, Kevin dick-tates our not-gayness, would you redneck-ognize Honey Boo Boo Child? ... All this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

Seattle is full of agin' Asians, NBC blows like cake farts, Marky Mark has a butt double, Twitter me to the Facebook, why did the Chick-Fil-A cross the gays? ... All this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.

Instead of a new podcast episode this week, we bring you the audio of the Omaha Vigil Against Violence, held Thursday, July 26th, 2012 at Memorial Park. For more information on this event, visit the original Facebook Event Page. This is the raw, unedited event audio as heard from the crowd. Try to ignore the camera shutter clicking, microphone bumping, general rustling... and any completely inappropriate background conversations!