SimCity is all kinds of SCHITTY, cooking with naked vegans leaves you limp, brown chicken meets brown cow at The Vatican, the metric system causes shrinkage, biblically-inspired bowel movements, guns don't kill people, Florida does... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/22-notes

Donut-punching beaver burglar squirrel muffins, Beliebing in Bieber ball-clipping, selling SCHIT with shirtlessness, all we needed was one more Kevin, mouthfuls of Missed Connections, that hooker's pimp stole my money! ... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/21-notes

Getting gayer than Gangnam Style, Sweden is burning up their trash supply, flaming homos love flame-broiled McDonalds, beating your boyfriend over Alanis Morissette, Chubby Checker doesn't like checking chubbies, we suck at oral sex tests… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/20-notes

5 year-olds give mouth to not mouth, the Pope is too old to keep it up, probing the purpose of homosexuals, Spiderman gets punchy in Times Square, Colorado says gays can almost get married, the best part of waking up is Folgers in Uranus... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/19-notes

Seattle Police won't prosecute Mary Jane, selling creamy goodness on eBay, pitching tents for a big Black Friday, spending Thanksgiving with a creeper turkey, states petition the White House to plant gardens, Mr. Wiener is a self-hating San Franciscan... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/16-notes

Diane Sawyer does her own drinking game, Nate Silver deletes the recycle bin, Mitt Romney was born black, Bad Piggies wrap your sausage, Windows 8 gives a helluva hangover... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/15-notes

Kevin bends over and takes it from the electric company, our first listener voicemail from an actual listener, Ann Coulter gets twatty on Twitter, Barbara Walters does it doggie style, Omaha is the third alcoholiest city, Gibbsy's internet sucks more than a Craigslist hooker... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/14-notes

Hulk Hogan's carpet matches his drapes, all great beards come from Germany, say howdy-ho to Hankeygate, getting poked by librarians, eating kosher roaches for reptiles, women are shrinking Rush Limbaugh's member... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/13-notes

Playing Presidential PowerPoint presentations, KitchenAid are tasteless people, Twitter is as Twitter does, funneling Franzia in Uranus, artificial tails sync with your sphincter, Bieber blows chunks on eBay ...all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/12-notes

How short is your pork, NFL refs sashay away, Mittens gives it the old brownface try, politicians don't get The Facebook, we take a trip to Phallic Land, peddling paddling porn... all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.