School of Schlock

Thank goodness it's a new year! We give one last middle-finger back to 2020 as we give out our annual Schlocky Awards. Which characters were the outright worst? Which moments do we wish we could unsee? And what visuals ruined our movie-watching experiences? Find out in our annual Schlocky Awards for 2020!

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0:05:05 - Film List & Lifetime Achievement Discussion 0:10:22 - Worst Character 0:56:40 - Worst Moment or Line 1:33:00 - Worst Visual 1:40:05 - Best Moment 1:52:55 - The 10 Worst Films of the Year

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! It's another yuletide treat straight from our friends at the Lifetime Channel. This time we follow a street-smart city gal and the uptight agent assigned to protect her as they discover the heart of Christmas...and their love for each other! Settle in by the fire as we talk about romance, frosted tips, ugly sweaters, and turning state's evidence. It's our review of Undercover Christmas!

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0:03:45 - Background

0:16:25 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:25:25 - Notable Scenes

0:38:55 - The Good

0:48:35 - The Bad

1:03:30 - The Ugly

Where do you go when you need radioactive materials in the post-apocalypse? Look no further than Captain Strike, AKA Rage, a wasteland survivor with muscle, smarts, and a too-tight tank-top! Listen in as Tom and Ryan discuss a film that features strange soundtrack choices, inappropriate clothing, and The Bible. It's our review of the Italian action schlock film, A Man Called Rage!

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0:03:22 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:13:15 - Background

0:20:35 - Notable Scenes

0:33:20 - The Good

0:37:00 - The Bad

0:53:52 - The Ugly

We're back to looking at another modern Hollywood blockbuster that failed to live up to expectations! This time, a steampunk adventure turns out to be Sean Connery's final film role. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest Sami as they delve into such important topics such as how a film falls apart, what not to do with your female characters, and what audiences are looking for in supergroup team-ups. It's our feature-length mega-review of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

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0:04:35 - Background

0:37:23 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:41:50 - Notable Scenes

1:02:00 - The Good

1:12:27 - The Bad

1:29:23 - The Ugly

Sci-fi films aren't always focused on alien invasions or robotic uprisings. Sometimes the best sci-fi conflicts can be found in unlikely places: for example, Senate subcommittees! Join Tom and Ryan as they watch a film that dares to ask about the practicality of funding an earth-orbiting space station. Along the way, they'll talk about shaky cameras, scientific jargon, and Aaron Sorkin. So tune in for our review of Destination Space!

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0:03:00 - Background

0:20:10 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:26:00 - Notable Scenes

0:41:30 - The Good

0:49:10 - The Bad

1:00:30 - The Ugly

Every great filmmaker has to start somewhere, and many make their first marks in low-budget B-movies. Here we have proof that even icons like Francis Ford Coppola aren't immune from a B-movie backlog in their filmography. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest George Heftler from the Best Little Horror House in Philly podcast for an #AllTheHorror special collaboration where we talk about sequels, missed opportunities, and Wes Anderson! It's our review of Dementia 13!

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0:06:30 - Background

0:31:20 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:39:35 - Guest Introduction

0:42:00 - Notable Scenes

1:00:40 - The Good

1:08:35 - The Bad

1:14:45 - The Ugly

Can any recent blockbusters really be said to be "B-movies?" We sure think so, as we turn to a Tom Cruise vehicle from 2017 to see just how bad blockbusters can be. A mummy is trying to resurrect an Egyptian god in this failed Dark Universe reboot. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest Mike as they discuss all the important aspects of this film, including Russell Crowe's voice-overs, dramatic versions of The Monster Mash, and Jack Black erotica. It's our review of the latest version of The Mummy!

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0:04:08 - Background

0:24:48 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:34:35 - Notable Scenes

0:49:01 - The Good

0:59:30 - The Bad

1:12:24 - The Ugly

He was a legend of martial arts who passed away far too young; the legacy of Bruce Lee can be felt today throughout action films. But what did seedy Hong Kong B-movie makers do to exploit that legacy just after Lee died? Join Tom and Ryan to find out as they talk all things Bruce Lee and Bruce Lee knock-offs, while also discussing such relevant topics as Popeye, sexual assassination, and the best method for stopping Dracula. There's all-star line-up of fictional characters just waiting in our review of The Dragon Lives Again!

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0:03:10 - Background

0:16:20 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:27:23 - Notable Scenes

0:34:12 - The Good

0:40:30 - The Bad

0:56:13 - The Ugly

What happens when science goes too far...in 20,000 B.C.?!? That fascinating question is at the heart of this sci-fi tinted sword-and-sandals Italian epic. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about mind transplants, pit fights, and what it means to have a film with no texture. Oh, also they get into the subject of geothermal-based apocalypses. Set your magnetic devices to listen in on our review of The Giant of Metropolis.

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0:03:07 - Background

0:13:53 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:19:40 - Notable Scenes

0:32:30 - The Good

0:38:52 - The Bad

1:02:00 - The Ugly

ONE HUNDRED EPISODES! We had to celebrate somehow, and so we've brought in guests from episodes past to discuss one of the most infamous bad movies of the past twenty years, the Scientology-and-Travolta vehicle Battlefield Earth! We also talk about related things like wrestling names, tarps, Goodbye Earl, and trying to figure out if one of our guests is secretly a Scientologist. Happy anniversary to us!

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0:05:35 - Background

0:32:38 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:47:55 - Guest Introductions

0:52:05 - Notable Scenes

1:15:35 - The Good

1:25:00 - The Bad

1:50:40 - The Ugly