Today we have something different for you all: in preparation for her eventual death from being hit by two trains at once in 2076, Hesse has decided to start training a suitable successor! Who better to train than four random strangers and a couple of friends who responded to one of her tweets?! No one! These potential recruits answered her call to complete a set of podcasting challenges in a no-holds-barred, winner-take-all match never before seen in the industry. Will these brave souls survive the hellish gauntlet set upon them by Major Hesse? Many are called, but one shall be chosen.

Also Charles from E1 calls in from his buddy's wedding to let us know how that's going.