Segment City

One man. Many toilets. One very strange crime. Tonight on Segment City: Toilet Victims Unit, the stakes couldn’t get higher! Well, as high as the rim of the toilet bowls this weird criminal is clogging. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about having funny passwords and not being able to talk about them, the story of Eddie the Eagle, the creator of America’s favorite (and Theo’s least favorite) utensil: the spork, a special “What does this rap lyric mean?” using E-40’s song “Choices (Yup)”, and a news report about a serial toilet clogger in Sheboygan, WI.

Hey everyone, it’s Will. I love Theo, but sometimes that guy can be such Zounderkite Spatherdab Fustilug of a Banbury cheese. Hopefully he doesn’t read the description of this episode. This week, the boys talk about Will’s Yoda collection, being palette swaps of yourself if you wear the same clothes in a different color, peeing when you get your photo taken, wearing diapers, the real life tale of a woman marrying a ghost pirate, Victorian era insults, and AI generated cat names!

What’s the deeeeaaal with Starscream’s name? Doesn’t he know that stars can’t scream? We’ll be here all week. Also we swear this isn’t being sponsored by Pepto-Bismol, That being said, hey Pepto, how you doin? 

This week Will and Theo talk about Disney’s Twisted Wonderland, the Australian Emu War, Will’s book report on “The Picture of Dorian Gray”, the worst Transformers including Horrible, Ratbat, Reflector, and Mindwipe, as well as the greatest crossover in media history: Transformers crossed with Seinfeld!

Don’t you hate it when you move into a new neighborhood and your neighbors just happen to be lusty werewolves? Listen werewolves, I may be a curvy single, but I’m also a strong and independent woman who don’t need no wolf man! This week Theo and Will talk about terrible ways to eat Oreos, what would happen if you brought a medieval peasant to modern times, the origins of Polkadot Man, Amazon Erotica, Were-Bears, being Dangerously Handsome™, our weak spots, becoming a killer snail for a million dollars, and we pitch our very own Hogwarts Houses!

Amy has come everyday to Sonic’s bedside. Surprisingly, Dr. Eggman has as well despite putting Sonic into his current state. Knuckles has gone on a rage fueled rampage, punching everything. But Tails is calm. He does not cry. He knows he is top dog now. This week, the boys talk about the upcoming Avatar sequels, Goofy’s real name, rubbing food into your skin instead of eating, pitching a game in which the protagonist doesn’t move, “What does that rap lyric mean?”, patty melts while Scuba diving, and the story of the Ghost of Cock Lane!

Order in the court of Segment City! Judge Air Bud is presiding! Put your paw on the Bible and swear- I mean- woof in. This week, Theo and Will talk about what if animals we eat could talk, The 3 worst Disney Channel Original Movies (You Lucky Dog, Hatching Pete, and Phantom of the Megaplex), Dog judges, Chicken costume based romance, Movie Mason, and a review of the Netflix show Umbrella Academy!

Segment City is feeling a bit icky and swampy today. This week, in our swamp, Theo and Will talk about the recent (at the time) announcement of Persona S, Jesus’ career at Olive Garden, the origins of everyone’s favorite villain Big Wheel, Swamp Thing and his various swamp shenanigans, a new Conspiracy Query about fatty foods, chemical snow, and mechanical sharks, and a review of Mad Max: The Road Warrior!

Glad you could tap dance your way over to Segment City! Now throw your wand and eyeballs away and enjoy this audio experience! That will make sense by the end of the episode. This week, the boys talk about laying eggs and giving them to people, the new 5th Ninja Turtle, funny Amazon User Reviews, Amazon Erotica book descriptions, Animal Battles, and a reading of “Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash”.

This week the boys start out strong with Will’s new business venture. We also we bring back everyone’s favorite segment: What does that rap lyric mean? Followed by conspiracies about pets talking, fake Titanics, and Obama controlling the weather, the history of Bog bodies, the Most Rotten Tomato, and an impromptu rating of all the Spiderman movies!

This week we tried a different way of capturing audio. The good news? The audio is much crisper with less echo. The bad news? The way we captured audio would periodically stop recording. So welcome to this Frankensteined episode. This week we talk about bullying dumb nerds, if we would stop being funny for $1,000,000, Super Super Burritos, The Story of Whipping Tom, Strange Addictions, tree fetishes, and new forms of transportation.