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When you find a chunk of ground beef in your beard you should eat it in remembrance of those who came before. Your pristine dreamy blues are the envy of the town in your easy going spring time chilled vibes. Remember those who came before with solemn joy, but don't be scared to bring a little levity to the situation either. There's no more runnin' down the wrong road at Select BGM.

Sometimes the proper way isn't evident and sometimes there may not be a proper way. We don't eschew any ideology and welcome all to listen to the incredible tracks we have for you this week. It's hard to define what this episode is about, but we've let our inner Trans-Ams out and want you to hop into the back seat for a ride on the road to nowhere in the Select BGM Zone.

By some miraculous grace of Poseidon Jon and Rich are back again with tunes to elicit explicit illicit stories of wanton travels in the seas of sleaze only reachable via the roads of apathy. Pick the fruits of the Strawberry Blonde and boost your levels for an unrivaled adventure with the best stop motion this side of Jason and the Argonauts. Although clunky and dated, Select BGM is ready, steady, and goes.

Repetition legitimizes that Jon and Rich are back to spread our cooties to your ears via our returning show. Survival of the lamest guaranteed we would be back to dose you with the best tunes and entertaining falsettos. We've all gotten fat and our teeth have rotted out, but the sun is coming back out and I think we're all ready to rock and roll again. Select BGM is back to rock wit' you like we did in the before-times of the long-long-ago.

It's some sort of dead thing right, like a mound or that thing Darth Vader burned up on? Nah, just a super bad ass heavy metal name for your pleasure as we bump back into existence for 2020. You can wear your shoes in the house of Jon and Rich and we also don't believe in the astral or astrological powers invading the sanctity of this godless hovel of a place. Eww, gross are we in the super loc'd out G life of Select BGM.

Looks like Krampus dropped a deuce and forgot about it for a couple of days but Jon and Rich found it. Enjoy the fetid fumes of holiday gloom with another episode. Soon it'll be a new year and all of your failed promises to yourself can be re-evaluated so that you don't have to feel like such a horrible monster. Heat up the kettle and make some coca-leaf tea to help you stay awake during this heaping slab of curb snow at Select BGM.

Hold up, Jon and Rich are delivering a new episode during the traditional holiday blackout? We'll have to see what kind of recompense whatever entity you serve brings you this season for your suffering through this abysmal episode. Don't get SAD, get into the stories of gods and men and take a swimming lesson or play some racquetball in the comforting shelter of a glowing holiday sky spirit. Let it snow at Select BGM.

You peaked a long time ago and will never get it all together. If you think being 25 going on 65 makes you cool then maybe you should get the band back together and live hard in your RV cause the magic is gone and you know it. Quit trying and ease back in your La-Z-Boy. It's a plush spot in which your unremarkable trajectory landed you. Taking the stickers off and rearranging them fools nobody at Select BGM.

After ages of being mediocre Jon and Rich are pleased to present you with an anniversary episode that is nothing special. Since reality glitched and Kazaam and Sinbad now both exist in the same universe, it's time to get pumped and utilize the stop-motion to shrink princesses and ride on Rod Stewart's railroad. When one stops caring, one starts swearing. Here's a toast to you and for 5 years of our F-Show at Select BGM!

After sickness, vacation, and family fortunes Jon and Rich emerge from the space whale with a buffet of tonal treats flying right towards your heart and possibly through it. The air is crisp with hints of winter and just a dash of liquid smoke. Inhale deeply with perfect strangers and bosom buddies in the Latin quarter of Select BGM.