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When things get difficult there is always the option of cracking a tall one and kicking it into easy mode with the Billy Dee Williams of your imagination. This week Jon and Rich are busy thinking about Zelda and have no time for guff. Pack a pool cue, a grip of darts, and a refreshed liver because this week is a party where we'll get on top of the hypest disco Super Sentai, like your mom. It works every time at Select BGM.

Skulk away from your mundane reality and come visit us in the pit of pure fantasy. Reach out your gauntlet and catch what the wind brings you, even if it's VD. Slip your hearing aids in your ears and strap on your colostomy bag. It's time to nod your head to a new jam even if your life isn't what it once was. Why think about it? You may have partied away your health, but you always have Select BGM.

If something is not named, labeled or categorized does it still have meaning? Answer is shut your brain spout and just listen to episode 138. Let Jon and Rich bring a raucous mix of smashingly good VGM and ask the important questions. What do ladies do in that room and where did that stain come from? Metadreaming of justified homicide here at Select BGM.

Hop aboard and feel the sword of dischord that stabs with mighty fjords of the lord. Imperfect vessels are all of we and that's the excuse you'll give thee for the sloppy meal we present for free. Cm'on, we've been gone for 3 weeks and you are feenin'. Strap in, pour on the gasoline and flick the match for one more ride on the Select BGM machine.

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on. Summer is full blast as Rich and Jon throw down a seasonal mix of "hawt" VGM. Join us for some swimming at the Hamlisch pool and summertime strawberries and whipped cream... wait, what? It's getting haught in here at Select BGM but we'll keep on all our clothes.

Iron the collar on your lumberjack shirt and hop atop your ox. Bring the paper towels as the moist masses need some cleaning up that only a brawny sloppy-joe eating crew like all of you Select-BGM-ites can provide. Cross your barb-wired arms and stand shoulder to shoulder with your burly buddies at Select BGM. Not!

To the beat, tick tock, get up.. stop - what you're doin', cause we're about to ruin you. Everybody's dancing to the new jam where Jon and Rich hang you up like a piece of meat and pummel you with the best new jack this side of Mumbai. Try to figure out how to act because in this movie there are no winners, only debris of mispronounced hocus pocus and the usual nonsensical babble you've come to believe in at Select BGM.

Put a leaf in the table because this week we give your sensitive sensibilities a light jumping in hopes of helping you get in where you fit in the tomb of the mutilated. Cough out some magic sparkles and revel in the sandalwood scented ambiance as you climb up that ladder and press record on your VCR so that you can grind your shards to some Select BGM.

After a long day in middle management you decide to be an agoraphobe, sink into your sofa and order in some stonery goodness. Pop, pop, pop, pop clanks your door. Outside stands a wielder of some fast food, sweet tunage, and she's gunning for your heart. You scoot in and she grimaces which lightens up your mood. Care for a "bang"? You aren't usually lucky but it's after hours and different tactics work for different times. As you come out of your daydream and nod at the other suckers in the audience, you know that only you truly appreciate her holographic poetry at Select BGM.

Shake a leg and strap in for a ride on the malarkey express as Jon and Rich present the same old poppycock they always do. If you are down in the village watch out for the bad things and their time traveling tendrils seeking out cultural carrion in this week's episode of Select BGM.