If you lived in 18th Century Western Europe the only music to your ears would be the dying screams of alley whores and the dissonant clack of your wooden leg as you hobbled through cobblestone streets to work at the docks in indentured servitude to the shipyard Master. Some select few however, would reside in the royal apartments and lay down phat Baroque beats for King and Country. Rosy those cheeks and strap on your powdered wig as Jon and Rich produce some movements here at Select BGM.

Hey Select-BGM-ites, jump on the tiger and ride into the reformed second coming of the church of the new season with Cat-Ass-Trophy. Put down your Reader's Digest and soar your butt pillow through jingles of disaster, catastrophe, felines, and triumphant trophies. Get amped on the frenzied outbursts of pure venomous vice via the seven tongues of Select BGM.

Season 10 erupts in your sweet ears with the return of Eli from the Manimal episode! Our guest reflects warmly about the halcyon days of the '90s when brick and mortar retail was still a thing. We've selected a grip of sexy sweet and silken tunes to ease you into the new season. Like Storm Eagle from Mega Man X. Sexy time. Glad to be back and have you all listening to Select BGM.

Is it an MRI of an evil baboon or just a pain in your ass? It certainly would matter more if you could travel back to the origin and find peace, but instead you just find the best of tracks from another season of our mediocre show. Enjoy the participation trophy and thank you so much for listening. We're going to be taking a much needed 6 week break. We aren't popular at all, so don't worry about us joining the bathroom hanging club because we don't have the millions of dollars and fame to make us cool enough to do that. We're sad in our own way, and super stoked to have you enjoying the fire of Select BGM.

Throw it at the wall and sometimes it splatters, but if it sticks it sticks. This week we bring you another grab-bag episode where the theme is not having one. The synthetic creatures look to the sky and get elevated on processor blasting themes of fantastica while Jon and Rich pontificate aimlessly. Next week we'll do a best of and that'll wrap up Season 9. They can't all be winners, but a winner is you at Select BGM.

The old and busted is now the new hotness as Jon and Rich select songs from new, retro throw-back video games. Remember getting a new NES game from your parents? With inflation that $44.99 copy of Jackal would now cost $102.94. Take a moment to appreciate that which you have. Enjoy the Square Lead with no millisecond jump delays here at Select BGM.

It's a delicate time when Cowboy Curtis cracks that whip-strap mean. Chani, the second time around didn't quite make it, but in the desert of mecha robot world we have some fantastic tracks of synthetic electro-sophistafunk to Shai your Hulud. Top 3 is a thing now and you have the Touch. Scan our codes and be thankful for the novelty of gurgling up milk through your disembodied head at Select BGM.

Buh-buh-buh BGM of Motoi Sakuraba is the progtastic focus this time. We kick off this tale through the imagination of a legend in the Japanese video game music scene multiple times but there are no false starts. We'll date your mother, talk about the devil, and even resurrect a dead segment of the show. Put on your UK T-Shirt and rock that moustache ride over to the livest show around at Select BGM.

We need a hero and believe it or not, Jon and Rich are answering the call and flying away on a wing and a prayer. What does it take to be a Hero? We'll answer that with 12 songs about heroic virtue. Put away your rampant alcoholism, raise your sword to the heavens and rock-on at Select BGM.

Chip the fabric of reality where the singing computers paralyze you. The shadow people may ask you to go for a hot dog or to just kill 'em in service to the Universal Machine. Crack the box and embrace the voices, dog pee, origami, money, prizes, and the almighty goat lord. It's all positive things at Select BGM.