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THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY BEGINS.

CAN Oddie teach a small ghost girl how to KICK ASS before it's too late, without so much as the AID OF A TRAINING MONTAGE?

WILL Delia Spencer accept her own death and become a POLTERGEIST FOR JUSTICE, or just some kinda TINY WHINY SHADE?

And HOW can two small children and a dog fend off THE THING FROM THE HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER long enough for Kitt to complete THE ANCIENT RITE OF PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL?

Find out IF YOU DARE this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Quakesplaining" Moore and played by Nigel "A Treestar In The Wind" Collins and Casey "St. Elmo's Fire Extinguisher" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

WELL WE'RE TFP, AND WE'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD to tell you what's been up with us and also read you An Poime! Also, Nick finally admits the Joker was right, the true source of all bad jokes is discovered and we learn about Casey's shocking ties to a dinosaur nobody's ever friggin' heard of!

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas Cohen and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Oddie, Kitt and their wee little dead girl go traipsing through an eldritch arbor!

Thrill as Kitt struggles to hold a team together, which is hard when one of your team members IS A GHOST, because, y'know, the ectoplasm.

Chill as Oddie is just shockingly unkind to the Tiniest Specter with almost no provocation, COME ON ODDIE, just because she's dead doesn't mean good manners are!

Spill as you weren't careful enough with your PIPING HOT SOUP! Watch where you're soupin', knucklehead!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Solid Woodsmanship" Moore and played by Nigel "For A Good Time, Call The Principle's Mom" Collins and Casey "It's Ghost O'Clock" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

THE VOYAGE INTO THE GLISTENING, KEENING HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER BEGINS.

HOW will Kitt transverse the Ætheric Coral and rescue his deputy from the lurking menace within?

DID Oddie's Reagan-era public school education cover GHOST ETIQUETTE?

And WHAT, on EARTH OR ELSEWHERE, could possibly induce Katt to BETRAY HIS MASTER AND BEST FRIEND?

Find out this week on this friggin' thing, you know the one!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Rover Chauffer" Moore and played by Nigel "Everybody Has Feet" Collins and Casey "*Tips Hat* Ghost Ma'am" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Content Warning: There is a brief, cartoonish shotgun kaboom in an obvious joke set-up in this episode. No hosts were harmed.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.

These are their spy stories and love stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

ODDIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON, and by 'it' we mean A POSITION OF POWER IN A SINISTER, CLANDESTINE BAKE-SALE CULT.

HOW can Kitt find his deputy and defeat the PTA without attracting the attention of Social Services and her glaunch of well-meaning KITTNAPPERS?

WHAT exactly is it that calls to Oddie from the depths of the forest, and can he resist its fatal song before the Plutonic Timber claims him ONCE AND FOR ALL?

And WHY do the good cartoons ONLY come on RIGHT when you have to go SAVE THE FRIGGIN' TOWN from POWER-MAD SOCCER MOMS?

Come grab a handful of Beggin' Strips and find out this week on Peculiar Objects!

The spookumtune that lures wee children to their arboreal dooms is "Death's Lament" by Cierra Gooden!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Action Translation Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Vitamin B.A. Baracus" Collins and Casey "Sippin' My Sanka" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

***CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD HOMELESSNESS***

With the one true Marshal of Spencer's Folly KITTNAPPED BY SOCIAL SERVICES, it's up to Oddie and Katt to rescue him from the clutches of WELL-MEANING SERVANTS OF AN INHERENTLY BROKEN SYSTEM.

CAN Deputy and Dog extricate their best pal and master from the most secure Econoline a government travel per diem can afford before Kitt is lost in the system LIKE SO MANY STOOP KIDS?

HOW can the boys ever be safe in their town again, knowing now that the PTA and the Children of the Black Sign are ONE AND THE SAME?

And WHAT does Thony have against flatsnacks, which EVERYONE KNOWS are the most space-efficient comestible for the peckish lawman on the go? THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, CITIZENS!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dog of Kings, King of Dogs" Moore and played by Nigel "What A Deputy Does" Collins and Casey "100% What's Supposed To Be Happening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!

HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?

WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?

And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?

The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?

WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?

WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?

The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

CW: This episode contains a depiction of verbal spousal abuse that some listeners may find upsetting.

Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grasp: The PTA.

CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?

WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?

WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?

All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!