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Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.

These are their stories.    

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Original Child Suicide' Moore and Casey 'Gremlin-Manuel Miranda' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Andrew, Nicholas and Casey discuss the first issue of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (2015!) What can three dudes learn about friendship, positivity and achieving consistency across distributed database systems from a dame with partially-squirrel blood, unstoppable optimism and a best friend named Tippy Toe?

WHO is the man in the jaguar jeggings, and what does he want with entirely-normal Empire State University student Doreen Green?

IS there a pair of pants so torn that even Hulk won't save them in a box in the attic "in case Hulk need them one day"?

HOW MANY TIMES will Casey say "Here's the thing" before he has to forcibly excise it from his vocabulary like he had to do with calling things "wild"? DARE YOU TAKE THE PLEDGE, DON THE EARS AND JOIN THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS OF AMERICA?

Squirrel Scouts of America is hosted by Nick "Eska Pism" Cohen, Andrew "#1 Nancy Fan-cy" Orsie and Casey "Mugger Just Wanna Mug" Hills, who also edits and produces it. It can be found on semiautomagicinc.com along with the rest of our shows or @Squirrel_Scouts on Twitter!

Special guest Paul Thomas Miller of the Watsonian Weekly podcast joins us to discuss one of the wildest tales we've encountered yet, and also tricks us into agreeing to start another podcast, buying his book and playing a cruel new game that takes advantage of our American weakness toward dipthongs, resulting in double damage and the 'illiterate' status effect. WHO stole the Crown Diamond, and can they be stopped before melting it down in Royal Crown Cola? HOW does the architecture of 221B Baker Street seem not only to accommodate but to anticipate Holmes' every camouflage need? WHERE can one get waxen busts of Jeremy Brett, preferably in bulk, this question purely research and Nick definitely didn't ask me to include it? Answers to some, fake lies to others and spaghetti for everyone await in this week's episode!

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas ‘Borderline Canadian’ Cohen and Casey ‘Here To Talk About 'Stache Wax’ Hills, who also edits and produces it, and they're joined in this episode by Paul "Sherlofty Aspirations" Miller. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

WHAT are Oddie and Kitt going to do now that the youths have completed their DARK RITE? HOW can they retrieve Carly from a place whence none return? WHERE is the after-ritual meetup hang-spot, like Denny's, or is it more of a casual fro-yo thing? THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND ALSO AGGRAVATED SASSING OF AUTHORITY FIGURES on this week's episode!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Mr. Funanamé" Moore and played by Nigel "Bread Sandwich" Collins and Casey "Jebediah What-The-Hell" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.

These are their stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Best Peanut Slinger In LA' Moore and Casey 'Super Sketchy Scalper' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Oddie and Kitt do their best to infiltrate an ELDRITCH RITE only to discover that all may not be as it seems!

WHO is Chad McChad?

HOW MANY CALORIES are in a Dinkie?

WHY do cultist robes only come in one size?

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Not The Eye Of Nyarlathotep" Moore and played by Nigel "Stealth Snacks" Collins and Casey "We Didn't Build The Pyre" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or @The_PO_Box!