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Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.

These are their stories.

Dings provided by Doug Dingadome of the Dingsdale Dingadome Ding-Depot.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony ' Zamboni Jones' Moore and Casey 'Heimliches Be Trippin' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and will be findable at its twitter once we get one for it.

The SECRET PILOT of our new show is here, all our buddies, brought to you specially in this TIME OF PLAGUE! Join Nigel and Casey as Thony guides them through a tabletop adventure in the Kids On Bikes system! There're STRANGE DOINGS afoot in Spencer's Folly, a small town in Alaska and/or Maybe Canada in the year 198X, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it! WHAT is the secret of the moosewood grove that everyone avoids without knowing why? WHO is the eccentric outsider the business council installed on the island in the middle of Lake Goose Pond, and IS HE, as some have claimed, a MAD FURNITURE SCIENTIST? And the oldest question of all: if you slip the guy at the box office in the Ramones shirt a fiver, WILL he actually let you sneak into an R-Rated movie, and WILL IT BE BARTON FINK? Answers to SOME OF THESE AND MORE await in Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @Semiautomagi or the one specifically for Peculiar Objects when we get it set up!

Hahaha what do you mean, listener, OF COURSE this was all recorded in the same session, why would the world DISSOLVING AROUND US impact our ability to maintain a recording schedule? Nick was simply inside an old pineapple can for the first half, as is the way of his people!

Anyway THERE'S BEEN A MURDER at the Abbey Grange, but ALL IS NOT AS IT SEEMS, even though it SEEMS THERE WAS A MURDER Okay it's--it's PARTIALLY as it seems??? SOME things are as they seem, including the Sinister Silver Swan, our Fantasy Dad Rosters and everyone's favorite good-time club bop, an extended discussion about moral and ethical philosophy! ALSO hear about a real-life steampunk Ocean’s 11 jailbreak heist that very nearly happened!

Free e-text of this week's story: https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/abbe.pdf

Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/

PODS & ENDS: Omnibus Episode 79: The Saint Helena Submarine Plot

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas ‘It Always Comes Back To Crabs’ Cohen and Casey 'Boom, Church of England' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

***CW: This episode contains a brief instance of airhorns and also of Hello! Ma Baby***
It was only a matter of time.
A young lawyer learns he’s a murderer in the midst of his commute: ARE WE NOT OBLIGATED TO ASSUME IT WAS WHILE LISTENING TO THIS VERY PODCAST?
Lestrade tries on a new look: THAT OF SOMEBODY WHO DOESN’T SUCK AT HIS JOB.
Nick and Casey bring you: UNSOLICITED FACTS ABOUT FAMOUS MUSICALS including SECRET VOICE-DOUBLING and the SHOCKING SHARED ORIGINS OF SWEENEY TODD AND FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.
We also do our best to thoroughly intimidate BELOVED DERANGED MERCHANT-PRINCE Brad Kefauver, who has had it TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG.

PODS & ENDS:
-Firemen: they’re hunky, and it’s safe to say they would be with British accents too.
-Creative Home Engineering, for all your secret passage, oubliette and hidden laboratory needs
-House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski

Free e-text of this week’s story: https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/norw.pdf

Free audio of this week’s story: https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas ‘Muscle Gay Genie’ Cohen and Casey 'Flawless Cake Of I-Told-You-So' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

WHERE has an independently wealthy NOMADIC DAME gone? WHOMST is the BESTIAL, BYRONIC BRITON stalking her across Europe’s naturally-occurring hotels? WHY’M’STD’VE would Holmes stay home and send Watson on a romantic train ride ALL BY HIMS LONESOME when he could be sitting right beside him, pointing out which sheep had clearly been born on Tuesdays? Come join Nick and Casey as they discover the answers to these PUZZLEMENTS, as well as exploring DARING AND NEW donut shapes, enumerating the THREE KINDS of Twilight Zone episode, and the INCREASINGLY IMPROBABLE ways in which their lives have intertwined without their knowledge, featuring on this occasion A CATHEDRAL IN SWISSERLAND, it’s wild.

PODS & ENDS: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes: And Other Lessons From The Crematory by Caitlin Doughty

The Detective Soup of the Week is: Your choice of HOTEL HAM or BURIAL-SHROUD BISQUE

Free e-text of this week’s story: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/2348
Free audio of this week’s story: https://librivox.org/his-last-bow-version-3-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas “The King of Casketball” Cohen and Casey 'Dracula’s Realtor' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!