Semiautomagic, Inc - EVERYTHING

Semiautomagic, Inc - EVERYTHING

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  • The Adventure Of The Three Garridebs, Or: The Whackamole School Of Crime Management (Feat. Andrew Orsie!)

    We're joined by delightful goblin Andrew Orsie of Good Game Great Game to discuss a story in which GARRIDEBS AS GARRIDOES, we finally find out what America did with all the U's it took out of the British words it brought with it, and a criminal accidentally sets up a charity while trying to do crimes!

    (Did we use the apostrophe correctly up there? Is that how one refers collectively to plural instances of individual letters? We mean, otherwise it'd just look like "all the Us", which sounds a lot like a depressing movie of a depressing YA book written by a middleaged white dude with a name like Roseph Blomfzt, right?)

    Free e-text of this week's story: https://bakerstreet.fandom.com/wiki/Story_Text:_The_Adventure_of_the_Three_Garridebs

    Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.bookdesign.biz/book/111099

    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Chicago-Style Chili, served in a cowboy hat.

    0 min
  • The Adventure Of The Devil's Foot, Or: A Cottage Cheese Aside
    LET’S GET STUPID FOR SCIENCE, GANG.
    WHAT has brought the Devil himself to rampage upon the Cornish moors?
    HOW is Jeremy Brett personally responsible for 90% of drug paraphernalia
    beach pollution?
    WHERE the cuss can WE get a pair of those jaguar jeggings?
    THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF THESE AND MOOR, this week on The Final Podblem!
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Cornish Chowder with a slice of
    Bedeviled Vicar
    Free E-Text Of This Week’s Story: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/2349
    Free Audio Of This Week’s Story:
    https://librivox.org/his-last-bow-version-3-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    0 min
  • The Adventure Of The Second Stain, Or: Quiddled It But Good
    The Baker Street Bois are called upon to find a letter that has the power to break the world as they know it! Which one was it?! Was it G? WE NEVER TRUSTED G, IT COULD BE KEEPING ANYTHING UNDER THAT LITTLE SHELF. Also a shoutout to a legitimate publication whose good graces we have SOMEHOW lucked into, Nick demonstrates the process by which capitalism drives the translation of everything creative and unique about a person into sweet lucre, and Casey never finishes telling us what he learned about Bees.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/108
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Lentil Lestrade
    0 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Sussex Vampire, Or: Prime Howlin'-Time
    Holmes and Watson meet with a challenge that they have no choice but to admit they aren't qualified for: salvaging an 8-page story where dogs get names but women don't. Also, the boys discuss small Belgian dog and large lycanthropes with peer-pressure issues; we realize that's three separate dogs, which is a lot for one episode description, but we worked with what we were given.
    Free e-text of this week's story: https://www.dfw-sherlock.org/uploads/3/7/3/8/37380505/1924_january_the_adventure_of_the_sussex_vampire.pdf
    Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.bookdesign.biz/book/111099
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Nosferatu Gnocchi
    2 hr 5 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Adventure Of The Dancing Men, Or: Now I'm Bones Again
    ATTACK OF THE BOOGIEMEN! Holmes and Watson investigate a plague of wee guys going ooga-chaka, Nick rates the punchability of the people who were in the theatre when he saw the Downton Abbey movie, the shocking secret origins of Casey's love for codes is revealed and we finally manage to go an entire episode without inventing a new animal mascot, mainly because we're joined by Nick's cat Strider.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://www.gutenberg.org/files/108/108-h/108-h.htm
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/
    1 hr 25 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Adventure of the Priory School, Or: Cartography For Fun And JUSTICE
    A child is stolen, a german is dead, a man who sounds like someone Casey would make up needs a cookie, rich people have ridiculous problems, we learn even more about bicycles and the surprising origins of a popular Energy Potion, and wait, did we invent ANOTHER animal mascot? How does this keep happening? WE CAN'T AFFORD THE WARDROBE FOR THESE FANCY FURRY AND FEATHERY FRIENDS.
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Grievous Bodily Harm Gazpacho
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/prio.pdf
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/
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    1 hr 31 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Six Napoleons, Or: The Urban Crime-Tiger
    Eyyy, crimes-a-matta-for-you, eh?
    In which Italians get more flack than even Casey thinks they deserve, the Lion of Napoli gets his melon-dome cracked open like a whole bunch of times, we ABSOLUTELY FREAK OUT about birds for a while, and the boys make every conceivable pun involving the word 'bust' except that soundbite from Pee-Wee's Playhouse because we couldn't get the rights.
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Mulligatawny Misdemeanor
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/108
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/
    50 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Five Orange Pips, Or: Pro-Sasquatch Agenda
    Your favorite cheetah-dads and special guest star Dylan Spencer of Dice & Virtue fame embark on an adventure you never knew you needed until just now: SHERLOCK HOLMES VERSUS THE KKK.
    Also, we learn about a missile mystery in Minsk, the difference between Uncle Florida and Florida Uncle and find some deeply unsettling historical truths in research that we kind of wish we hadn't done now!
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1661
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-adventures-of-sherlock-holmes-version-4-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 42 min

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