Semiautomagic, Inc - EVERYTHING

Semiautomagic, Inc - EVERYTHING

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Semiautomagic, Inc - EVERYTHING episodes

  • The Final Podblem: The Solitary Cyclist, Or: The Bastard Tax
    The boys read a story that tells you why you should always leave women the frig alone on their commutes and also never literally play cards for ownership of them, we learn the surprisingly interesting history of the bicycle and its role in modern feminism, and meet the newest member of the Podblem Posse: Fortunio, the Modern Chicken In The City! It's--there's a lot, you guys.
    Text of this week's story:
    https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/soli.pdf
    Audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 9 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton, Or: A Fleet Of Security Turtles
    Holmes and Watson face off against their fiercest foe yet, a man who threatens to unravel the very fabric of Victorian society with a weapon against which they have no defense: evidence of things they absolutely said and did. Also: horrifying vintage postcards, the origins of the athletic shoe as crimewear, snorting your way to better night-vision, and an exclusive review of the new 1904 burgling kits!
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Three-Bean Blackmail
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/108
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-return-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 3 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Adventure Of The Beryl Coronet, Or, Swanboat Adjacent Benihana
    Sherlock and Holmes find a client who fell down and lost his crown, and Nick and Casey discuss swanboat logistics, lizard wizards, what it means to receive a mug declaring you World's Best Frenemy, the genetic configuration referred to as the Smaug Sequence, the holy symbol of the trickster-god Harold Hill, and HYPERVINTELUTION.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1661?source=post_page---------------------------
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-adventures-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/
    57 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Read Headed League, or: What If Holmes, But Crime?
    The chapdudeladbois discuss being ginger for fun and profit, what the hell a Raffles is, how capitalism turns adherence to the law into a luxury not everyone can afford, and the finer points of objectively insane Minnesotan vernacular. Also, Nick shares his very own real-life Minute of Deduction and Casey is literally as wrong about how this story ends as it is possible to be, like it's almost kind of impressive how backwards he got it.
    The Detective Soup of the Week is: Suspicious Delicious.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1661/1661-h/1661-h.htm
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-red-headed-league-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/?fbclid=IwAR00iMnMjb_bbCpcecDPKkwT-u9tdAdX4bEOdjyny_vBkVfDOGTVIVnMLmM
    1 hr 25 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Adventure Of The Speckled Band, Or: Cheetah BIG Cat, This Too Smol!
    British Bigfoot throws a blacksmith in a brook, and other less alliterative occurrances! Assault with a deadly critter! The latest in stupid architecture! A new candidate for Parliament is spottéd! Nick tells us whether or not there are snakes and whether those snakes need the cheese left off their burgers or whether they're kinda making a big deal out of nothing.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1661/1661-h/1661-h.htm
    Free audio of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-adventure-of-the-speckled-band-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 26 min
  • The Final Podblem: The Adventure Of Noble Bachelor, Or, Nothing Says Love Like Illegal Bones
    The guys (Feat. Celebrated Local Cat Denmark J. Cat) discuss a story where almost nothing actually happens, Holmes and Lestrade solve the case of the Knife Alien, Nick recommends a movie where Alfred Pennyworth solves crimes with the bad guy from The Boxtrolls, America returns some blood it borrowed, and Casey fails to invent the word 'creationship' just when he needs it most.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/nobl.pdf
    Free audiobook of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-adventures-of-sherlock-holmes/
    55 min
  • The Final Podblem: A Scandal In Bohemia, Or, Waiting For The Sun To Blink
    What would scare a king so badly that he sought the help of professional jack's-ass and amateur sleuth Sherlock and his Holmie Watson? What was Abraham Lincoln hiding from the American People under that hat? What the hell is a sex-mink, and is owning a coat made out of one even legal, or do you HAVE to be a king to get away with that kind of thing? The answers to all these and more, plus Nick's recipes for impossible beverages, the secret origins of sunglasses, and why men are truly their own worst enemy this week on the thing! This thing! You know the thing I mean.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1661
    Free audiobook of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/the-adventures-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 9 min
  • The Final Podblem: A Study In Scarlet Part Two, Or, ESCAPE FROM MORMONIA (With Special Guest Scout The Cat)
    The guys wonder if they've accidentally picked up the novelization of American Horror Story: Salt Lake City, Nick is a real sport about Casey talking too much religion, we discover that Watson is from Mars and Holmes is from Venus, and two dudes to whom crime is least statistically likely to happen try to figure out society's obsession with True Tales of Murder.
    Free e-text of this week's story:
    http://www.gutenberg.org/files/244/244-h/244-h.htm
    Free audiobook of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/a-study-in-scarlet-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 12 min
  • The Final Podblem: A Study In Scarlet Part One, Or, Holmes And Watson's First Date
    A wounded healer and the original defective detective have a meet-cute at a meat-cut, Casey and Nick trade crab-care tips, Nick tells us why calling someone a 'street Arab' is absolutely racist but not for the reasons you'd think and Arthur Conan Doyle meets a whale!
    Free e-text of this week's story:http://www.gutenberg.org/files/244/244-h/244-h.htm
    Free audiobook of this week's story:
    https://librivox.org/a-study-in-scarlet-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/
    1 hr 4 min

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We're a group of buddies who make (what we hope are) entertaining tabletop roleplaying games available for your pleasure. Check out the site for more information! http://www.semiautomagicinc.com