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When homely police officer Bert discovers that his face is his worst enemy in the dating world, he decides the women who reject him deserve a fate worse than a bad date—and his handsome partner Charlie might be too distracted by his own infatuation to notice the pattern until it's too late. CBS Radio Mystery Theater presents, “Somebody Stop Me!” | #RetroRadio EP0502

CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = Show Open
00:01:30.028 = CBS Radio Mystery Theater, ‘Somebody Stop Me” (October 22, 1976)
00:43:33.798 = Mystery Playhouse, “Yours Truly, Jack The Ripper” (February 27, 1945)
01:13:27.131 = Philip Morris Playhouse “The Night Has a Thousand Eyes” (August 19, 1953) ***WD
01:37:04.450 = Adventures of Ellery Queen, “Armchair Detective” (March 27, 1946) ***WD (LQ)
02:07:30.863 = Quiet Please, “Symphony in D Minor” (September 13, 1948)
02:32:08.950 = Radio City Playhouse, “Hands of Dr. Otermole” (May 02, 1949)
03:01:16.022 = Hollywood Mystery Time, “Case of the Glowing Eyes” (May 20, 1943) ***WD
03:29:57.178 = Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, “Moon Gate” (1930) ***WD
03:30:57.709 = Sam Spade, “The Sure Thing Caper” (February 09, 1951)
03:59:09.797 = The Sealed Book, “I’ll Die Laughing” (May 27, 1945)
04:28:38.783 = The Shadow, “Isle of the Living Dead” (October 13, 1940)
04:53:36.419 = Show Close

(ADU) = Air Date Unknown
(LQ) = Low Quality
***WD = Remastered, edited, or cleaned up by Weird Darkness to make the episode more listenable. Audio may not be pristine, but it will be better than the original file which may have been unusable or more difficult to hear without editing.
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