Serving Cursed

Serving Cursed

By Tom Hutchinson & Jessie NixonComedyHistoryImprov
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  • Episode 38 - Pay Your Own Pig

    JUICY EXTRAS + FULL VIDEO ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed

    We're back in person baby and there is PHYSICAL CONTACT and it is UNCOMFORTABLE <3 This week, Jessie regales us with the entire life of Frano Selak, dubbed "the world's luckiest man", who is actually just Buster Keaton dealing with a succession of increasingly ridiculous disasters. It's a joy.

    We also hear Jessie's harrowing tale of theft, catch up on all things paypig and tell you exactly how all people who have body dyspmorphia would be beheaded. It's vintage SC.Β 

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    1 hr
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 9 - Pissing In The Corner

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    It's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we pitch our brand new Saw traps to improve society and find out exactly how Jessie fantasises, and why it's such a bloody laborious ol process.Β 

    Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon! Don't be a chaffhead!

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    7 min
  • Episode 37 - Do Not Kill Your Daughter

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    This week, ol J-Dog regales us with not 1, not 2, NOT 4, but 3 and precisely 3 tales of a cursed variety in what she - unfortunately - has dubbed our first "anthol" episode. Experience the delights of 3 cursed deaths, and 1 extra one as Jessie also tells of her prolific death at the Boat Show. Content warning for those who do not enjoy graphic deaths or tales of stand-up misery.

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    51 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 8 - OnlyBeige

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    It's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we meditate on the nature of kink and find out the end of the story of Cisty Zionist, what a tale!Β 

    Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead!


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    6 min
  • Episode 36 - Hungry For The Pus

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    Guess what's back? Structure?! Are you SURE MATE?! Well, no, not really. This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the "Toxic Woman", a tale so cursed but is still absolutely shadowed by the talk of Jessie's pus-ridden would-be lover-boy.


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    59 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 7 - Little Moist Boy

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    The sleepovers are back and you know what that means; genuine threats of nudity and a chance for us all to judge Jessie's Hinge matches and let me tell ya, there are some tall and shit men on here. My god.Β 

    Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead!


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    7 min
  • Episode 35 - Throats At The Ready Boys

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    MUMMY'S HOME!

    Apologies for the late reply we were dead.

    Nah mummy was off being a celebrity in NZ for months at a time, so we had to wait for her to be done sucking her way around a beautiful country and come home before we could entertain our lovely little ghoulies! We're back in the groove and ready to show you why we're the worst podcast around babyyyy.

    Enjoy this Cursed Catch-Up where, to quote Jessie herself, "nothing of note happens". Full structured EP next time we promise, but it's just so nice to be back in the same room <3

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    46 min
  • Serving Cursed LIVE 01 - The Wine For Shit (sorry)

    Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently.Β 

    However do enjoy a CURSED Q&A with questions from our lovely patreons, baked goods and fan art being distributed LIVE, stories of stags, kinks and piss. It's a fun one, we loved it.

    New eps will come at a slightly slower pace while Jessie is touring the other side of the world, but will be coming <3Β 

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    54 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 6 - I Like My Money Like I Like My Me

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    Oh this is so fucking dumb.

    Welcome little ghoulies back to another little preview for our sordid little patreon, where we celebrate the easter weekend the only way we know how: by playing incredibly dumb games and reversing our speech over and over again. This one is very stupid.

    Reminder that there will be a cosy little SC LIVE recording being done on April 23rd in The Robin Hood in Bristol, come through if you're local, if you're not, please do not do that to yourself.

    We love ya!

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    9 min
  • Episode 34 - Sorry I Didn't Reply, I Was Dead

    This week we celebrate THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR US because we recorded on Easter Sunday and we sort of got a bit lost and wayward so Jessie brought an "easter" story entitled "Eggs From The Egg Man".

    I cannot stress how long it takes us to get to it this week. Along the way we pitch 2 screenplays, create some horrific visual tableaus and critique lovecraftian similies. It's a mess. A beautiful, Easter mess. Amen.

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    1 hr 1 min

About Serving Cursed

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Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind.

Come on in, the water's just…