Serving Cursed

Serving Cursed

By Tom Hutchinson & Jessie NixonComedyHistoryImprov
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Serving Cursed episodes

  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 5 - GUYS!

    LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed

    Oh my little ghouls, it's another little patreon preview for you all! Come join the sleepover for gossip, titilation, revelation and hearing exactly which UK comedian has a hot brother. Vital, vital info. 

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    6 min
  • Episode 33 - LaBeauBeau

    This week, we are ill, so you know it's going to be a banger. Jessie regales us with the story of NXIVM, or at the very least, she attempts to for around 10ish minutes of the total runtime.

    We also work out which would be the most popular male comedian sex robot, unpack lovecraftian beauty standards, name Tom's son and arbitrarily sample the PornHub drum loop.

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    57 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 4 - A Dom Hoo Doesn'tWantIt

    LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed

    Good day to all Ghouls, goblins and other G folk <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat for the patrons of our fine work, in which Jessie regales us in explicit detail about knowing people biblically, plus we do ADMIN LIVE! We also say funny things. 

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    7 min
  • Episode 32 - The Rest Is Leprosy

    This week, we EXPERIMENT like mad little victorian scientists, with our first ever remote full fat episode! Jessie brings us a list of 5-7 heinous, world-shattering diseases and thanks to Tom's medical anxiety, ruins his life forever. For real though, if you suffer with medical anxiety, consider this a content warning. You don't want to go through life thinking you have Necrotising Fasciitis. 

    We also invent a new male modesty pouch, help Jessie learn the art of self-advocacy, diagnose her a lot and work out once and for all if Tom sounds like Joel Dommett. (God I hope not). 

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 3 - Tinky Thinky

    LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed

    Good day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid. 

    Expect tales of Jessie's most promising suitor set, live sexting readings and our greatest creation; our very own Banksy.

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    6 min
  • Episode 31 - Jessie Knickers Gives Sloppy Toppy

    BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK!

    IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY?

    This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; two delightful little ladies who decided to run amok in traffic and I hope you don't like closure because you will not get it. 

    We also invent the createst duo act of all time. Or do we? We do.

    Or do we?

    Yes that's the bit.

    I promise this is a good one.

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    55 min
  • BONUS EPISODE - Twicky 2: Volfemort Have Him Bondage!

    It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry.

    This episode features TwickyTom. I cannot warn you enough about TwickyTom.

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    34 min
  • Episode 30 - A Cursed Christmas 2: He Filled My Mouth With Christmas Spirit

    WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all...

    Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has mildly pulled out of her ass) as we discuss the Sicilian Mafia, Mother Flog, Festive Face Holes and ruin In The Bleak Midwinter forever (we are so sorry).

    As usual, our BONUS TWICKY episode will follow (albeit also after new years because our schedules are so shit lol).

    BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK!

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    49 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 2 - Jizzy McPhee

    ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 

    Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliation fetishes, catholicism and so much more.

    New full fat episodes coming very sooooooonnnnnn, we love you all.


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    14 min
  • Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 1 - One Of The Girls

    HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patience.

    In the meantime, we've recorded some fun little remote hangouts that will be going out on out Patreon! They're way less structured and more just the two of us having a gossip, but it's very fun. The first of these will be up on Patreon on Friday, with a little preview section going live in the main spotify feed as well to entice more people into swearing loyalty to us.

    So look forward to literal footage of Jessie cleaning her tits, Tom getting chewed out for not being One Of The Girls (tm), and us getting into Jessie's tawdry little love life, with names and details absolutely not omitted because that's where the juice is.

    Love you all, new episodes soon <3


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    8 min

About Serving Cursed

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Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind.

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