Serving Cursed

This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at your cosy halloween sleepovers.

We also try to win an orgy, invent a post-life consent card and get Jessie frankly very very angry.

Happy halloween our lovely ghouls, you're our spooky children <3 

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This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all time and extreme length.

We also...do basically nothing else because the story was that long. Seriously this is a saga. Buckle in.

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This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately.

We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, find out how we'd dress in an apocalypse and finally work out why EVERYBODY IS SO TIRED!

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ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at you from the bottom of a well. Super sorry, can assure you it won't happen again <3

This week, Season 2 (definitely official and definitely not funny) begins with a bang as Jessie brings us the tale of the Shark Hand Case! 

We also create, define and immediately get over our brand new slang term Cougie, completely break down mid scat (non-shit version), a fail immeasurely at drinking from each others cups (mildly sexual connotations). 

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This week, Jessie brings us the genuinely awful, upsetting and just depressing tale of Jedward Jones (definitely his real name don't google it). Find out how delicious he was when he died! 

We also bring out our inner pitbull, find out what the worst sentence to say in a west country accent is and exhaustively list the penis sizes of Jessie's former lovers. 

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This week, Jessie brings us a thoroughly researched and not at all slapdash look at the world of Feederism, which is exactly what it sounds like but just more sexual. Yum. 

We also discover that Jessie's mum is in debt to the hippy mob, uncover the implicit sexual contract of takeaways and continue to try and unpick whether Jessie is Gay, Bi, Asexual or honestly just a bit of a contrarian. 

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This week we delve deep (or as we deep as we can go) into one of the most infamous creepypastas of all time - presenting a slapdash history of the Slenderman Stabbings.

We also pontificate on the uses of a second mouth, find out if Jessie is asexual or just gay, and WHERE does Pedro Pascal fit into all this?!

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This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. 

We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage soundtrack of all time and attempt to become psychic twinsies. 

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Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. 

We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport predator and start a beef with every improv troupe. 

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This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and enjoy the most insular episode of a podcast ever - seriously, if you've not listened to every other episode of Serving Cursed, please god do that first. Also watch The Hunger Games. Have fun with your homework, we love you xx

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