Don't cry into your beer, look there's a delightful Quokka over there smiling at us. What a way to spend the day as we work out the opposite of all those things.

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Slip your biro in your shirt pocket, put your deely boppers on nice and straight, then clamber on to your space hopper and bounce on down to the funkiest podcast about opposites in town.

Which is more deadly? A USB stick? The Death Star? Or nail clippers? There's no way of knowing, so instead we just work out the opposite of those things. It's more fun anyway.

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What happens when an otter plays Swingball whilst watching an episode of Birds of a Feather? No idea, but we're pretty sure we can work out the opposite of that.

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What's the opposite of a Cornetto Tip? What's the opposite of Whoppers (not the burger)? And what's the opposite of Badminton? This, and other pressing questions, all answered.

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There's learning to be had in this week's episode, including some etymology you might not expect. All this as we work out the opposite of Toast Toppers, of Dandelion & Burdock, and of a brick.

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What happens when a person with a Scottish accent, walks into a McDonald's, with a glove puppet on their hand, and demands to know the opposite of such a scenario?

Long words. So many long words. But they're all fun to say, so we say them a lot as we work out what their opposites might be.

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Trying to explain what Skips are is difficult, but we give it a damn good go, before we work out what is the opposite of Skips. Then we drop some F-Bombs, and play the organ.

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Arrrrrr, there be pirates. And there be the opposite of pirates. And tis we who will be a'calculatin' thems opposites. That, and then honey dippers and conkers. Arrrr.