Pop a pill, turn your ankle, and stare at a big cat. Or, just work out the opposite of a cobblestone, of Viagra, and of a tiger. Upto you.

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If Mario looks at his reflection in a glass, is what looks back at him a Spitting Image of himself? I mean, there's no way of knowing, so instead we work out the opposite of those things.

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Sitting in the car, sucking on a slice of frozen banana, dreaming one day of winning a gold medal. Alas, they don't give out gold medals for working out the opposite of things that don't have a natural opposite.

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Could capturing a puffin be an Olympic sport? I mean, that's a stupid question, but it's no more stupid than working out the opposite of things that don't have a natural opposite.

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What better way to spend your sunny summer's day than to chug back an Irn-Bru, with a Corndog and some cucumber, and wash it all down with some nasal spray? No. Let's do the opposite of that instead then.

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Let's sit on the stairs near a phone box, wearing our best stripey tops, and talk of the time we worked out the opposite of all those things.

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Can you eat cat food on Saturn whilst reading a dictionary? Who knows? We certainly don't. But we CAN work out the opposite of those things if you like.

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What if the mail carrier was delivering you some jelly, but dropped it all over your grass? That would be a nightmare. Don't mail jelly. Instead, join us in working out the opposite of those things.

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Would a witch eat a Ginger Nut in June? Well, that's a question for another podcast, because it's our task to work out the opposite of those things.

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An eclectic mix this week, as we work out the opposite of a coat hanger, the opposite of a pangolin, and the opposite of Ibuprofen.

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