Sex On Kava

It's Sex on Kava and we're talking to comedian Erik Myers (Comedy Central, Showtime) and glamour model Lindsey Danae White (Playboy.com)! But first- Dan Weiss has a drunken tittyfucking story and, oddly enough, Erik then tells us how hard it is to find love now that he's quit drinking! Then Lindsey tells us about how she is definitely no longer dating her prison girlfriend, how to get black tar heroin when you're locked up, and why prison is so much better than jail (you get to do makeup!) Plus we hear about drinking consecrated wine in AA meetings, giving yourself permission to drink in SMART Recovery, and other ways to still get high while you're in treatment! It's the relapse edition of Sex on Kava, right here, right now!

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It's the Best of Sex on Kava- From Year One!  Listen to the classics, with Creepy Greg, Mistress Cruella, and much, much more!  Featuring Eric Rosenblum, Mike Sowa, Minda Mo, Dan Long, Kat Toledo, Brett Engle, Khalil Rashad, Dan Weiss, Willonius Hatcher, and Maymay Durand!

Tonight we're on vacation but we've got a #Classic episode of Sex on Kava for you! Hennessy Williams III is here (in his previous guise as "Artese Lector", so don't get confused) to talk sex & relationships. Plus get a blast from the past as our old-school Newsgirl, Maymay Durand, gets creeped out by our favorite guest & Kava Kook, Creepy Greg!

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Tonight, we're talking with Rich Kennedy about his brand new single, Fort Laudy Girls! And tonight's guest, Dr. Brett, Memory Expert, is trying to help Ethan remember… not to do heroin! Plus we welcome comics Lauren Dufault, Matt Zetts, and Jason Damm; Bestialist Lord Channing reviews "Beauty and the Beast", and Newsgirl Jackie has a story about a frozen penis ("Dicksickle"). Plus, we talk showbiz influences Letterman, Carlin, and Norm MacDonald.  It's something for everyone, on tonight's Sex on Kava! Show your support at patreon.com/sexonkava

It's Sex on Kava and the porn stars we booked for the show tonight are a no-show… but out-of-town comedians Lauren Dufault, Matt Zetts, and Jason Damm just happened to walk into the kava bar, and we've shanghaied them onto the podcast! Listen as we ask them the questions we had planned for the pornstars, with hilariously sexy results! Then we get fan-favorite and friend-of-the-show Dr. Brett on the mic to tell us about the new technique he has of erasing his patients' emotional memories. Find out what size icepick he uses! Plus, Rich & Ethan do the most racist comedy sketch ever! Oh, and also: wet dreams for girls, slippery dolphins, and skateboarding with Jesus. Lock down your aerial to Sex on Kava- and check out our Patreon at patreon.com/sexonkava

It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to ex-pornstar and man’s man, Law Ream, along with local comic Don Giovanni! Find out about mold-removal scams, the worst thing Ethan ever did for drugs, and play movie trivia with Rich & Newgirl Jackie! Then we’re taking a whole bunch of calls, from David Bowie, Harvey, Eric Rosenblum, and a guy who wants to know how to get into porn!  Also, why your gay-sounding voice might be holding your career back, what the ethical limits of sex doll manufacturing ought to be, and which celebrities who died in 2016 are burning in Hell for all eternity.  That’s right, Sex on Kava trusts YOU with the news no one else has the balls to publish! Join our revolution at patreon.com/sexonkava

It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to ex-pornstar and man’s man, Law Ream! Plus, local comedian Don Giovanni! We get the inside scoop on what it’s like to do open mic comedy in South Florida, we find out what a “Thirst Trap” is, and finally, Ethan tells us how he accidentally took a sip of whiskey! (Sure.) Hmm… will he relapse on dick too? Plus, Law tells us how to rob a jewelry store, and Don Giovanni tells us about reforming his life after doing hard time for carjacking in his misspent youth. And, finally, a follow-up from last week with Lindsey Danae White- how to make a jail strap-on if you’re in a women’s prison. It’s the “Lockup” version of Sex on Kava, but fortunately, you’re “free” to listen!  Oh, and speaking of that, as of this week, we have a Sex on Kava Patreon page! Go to patreon.com/sexonkava to donate now!

It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to the very well-endowed Lindsey Danae White! Lindsey will tell us what happens when your breast implant pops like a balloon while you’re in jail (it’s bad), what it’s like to go on a date with Ethan (she thought he was gay), and why she loves her new career of pitbull breeding (it's easier on the heels than stripping). Plus, tittyfucking with Dan Weiss, Anna Lepeley takes live questions from lesbians, and Miami comic Eric Da Silva joins us to talk about witnessing the birth of Tommy Davidson’s crack addiction (turns out Bobby Brown is a bad influence)! Then we play a game called, "Name every celebrity that Lindsey has banged"! Find out who's on the list, and find out which one did it when she was only 17! It’s the contributing to the delinquency of a minor edition of Sex on Kava! Listen now as the debauchery continues!

It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to our favorite internet celebrity, Playboy.com model Lindsey Danae White! But first, Dr. Anna Lepeley is in the studio talking about her comedy tour with Ethan, his regretful decisions on the road, and why he loves the Floppy Rooster! Then listen as Dan Weiss and Lindsey join the party and we hear about her drama-suffused Facebook page, the Middle Eastern men who constantly try to seduce her (often writing to her in a strange language she calls, “Scribbly”), her struggles with heroin addiction, and finding love in a women’s prison! Plus- Lindsey (and her giant boobs) defend Dan Weiss onstage in Miami; Dr. Anna takes live questions from lesbians, and, how to get on Lindsey’s good side- either for a date, or a “date”! Wild, wild stuff- listen now! (And don't forget to subscribe and review in your podcasts app!)

It’s a classic episode of Sex on Kava! One of the funniest ever as Ethan arrives, fresh from a fetish party with stories of exhibitionism and fake boobs!  You won’t want to miss this, because we’ve also got Law Ream, ex-porn star and ex-special forces guy, who will share his sure-fire method for fucking a stripper (without paying for it)!  And we’ve got Hennessy Williams III with a special “Maxim” edition of Sips of Hennessy:  Tonight’s topic is how to get your girlfriend to be sexier in bed! We’ll also hear Rich’s method for using a vibrator (hint: It’s a surprise!) and Newsgirl Jackie’s sex toy product review.  It’s an extra-sexy edition of the already sexy Sex on Kava.  Try to keep your pants on!  And write us at [email protected]