Sexie Show

Brown Showers, The Oregon Trail, and Satan's Pizza Cutter.  

All hail the Shit Queen! (her words)  In this very special (barely) holiday-themed episode, I sit down with Pro Domme and dungeon owner Mistress Shayla.  We talk through her past of survival sex work, what it's like owning a dungeon, and an extremely awkward Thanksgiving.  And just like Santa, she comes bearing gifts in the form of various torture devices... and uses them on me.  Ho Ho oh OH OW OW.

Speaking of which, only $10 patrons get to experience my torture as she uses the testicle foot rest AND the cock and ball bondage board on me.  

Find/Support Mistress Shayla: @YesMissShayla on Twitter, Insta, and FetLife.

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Asphyxiaphilia, Ponycorns, and Dolph from the Simpsons. 

She has a petite body, but a less-than-petite appetite for sex.  Eliza anonymously tosses her sexual mind into the foam pit of open-minded Sexie Show listeners's ears by chatting about subjects like accents in the bedroom, Sex Sent Me to the ER, slutty double standards, the 6⁹ position, and her love of being watched.  Also if you like voice distortion, prepare to get wet.

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Pervnapping, Tentacles, and Boris Yeltsin.  

I am blown away by this Super Nova of Kink!  Coach, Author, Instructress, Rope Dojo™ founder... her accolades and experience are almost as expansive as her sexual ideas for the bizarre objects that appear on my "Pervertabletable."  Midori and I chat about a variety of topics like the intersection of Japanese culture and kink, the intricacies of foot and shoe fetishes, and even "plant bondage."  This guest is sweeter than a Chantilly Cake from Whole Foods.

To buy her books, attend a class, sign up for coaching, and/or a number of other ways to support Midori, please go to planetmidori.com!

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Two former guests return to strip each other naked in a series of sex-related competitions!  Serena and Bee compete in The Strip-Off, Roargasms, Cum Again, In the Bluff, Lust List, and the Pity Titty Challenge!  Who will win?  The 70's Sexpot or the Woodland Fairy?

I've also posted the answer bank to Roargasms on social media so you can play along!  

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XGoddessSophieX
Hotrednextdoor

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Rope Bondage, Antarctica, and a Coffin Factory.  

J.D. and Dan have a friendship as tight as their rope work, and so much to teach when it comes to bondage.  I hope you're eager to be "taut."

We pull and wind the convo tightly around their personal kinks, misconceptions of the craft, and all the knotty projects they've been tied to.

They also solve the puzzle of my Two Knotty Ropes, although some of you might untie the hint in plain sight.

Their links:
twoknottyboys dot com
Insta and Twit: @twoknottyboys
Fet: @TwoKnottyBoys
FB: Two Knotty Boys

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Sex Busking, Drug Mules, and Bhad Bhabie.  

Katie returns!  And to celebrate the reunion of two very wacky sex friends, I “pull out” a ridiculous new game I like to call “What’s Inside Me?” 

Can you guess the objects before we do?  Would you play this game at your next sex party?  Is asking a series of questions a lazy way to fill in the show notes?

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The Orgy Dome, Jenny McCarthy, and Matzah Ball Poisoning.  

My guest is a polyamory advocate, co-founder of the House of Good Deeds, former competitive eater, helped launched New York's 1st openly poly residence, and generally has way too many credits for me to include here.

Leon takes a bite out of my odd sex/food hypotheticals, opens up about poly advocacy, tantalizes us with sexy "tall" tales, and makes me think exciting new things about slinkys.  This sex convo is packed tighter than the buns in Badlands Booker's bowels.

Please support Leon's amazing charity:
houseofgooddeeds.org

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MRI Machines, 20 Boobies, and the Cobra Move.  

An OOOOOlympic legend joins the show to chat about her last-place ranking, her recent sex party shenanigans, and unique skin care advice from an 80-year-old Mexican woman.  We go over the best and worst things about her sex life, then she honors us with an even better fake orgasm impression.  Truly a trophy-worthy guest.

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Galaxy of Love, Neapolitan Tits, and a Slippery Manatee.

What an amazing 3way... conversation!  Kenzie and Madison from Friends With A Twist podcast stop by to talk about their show, their sexy friendship, and answer a bunch of Teen Vogue questions for besties... with a twist.  This episode might have broken the laugh record.  Fireball shots don't hurt.

Check out their show!
friendswithatwist.com

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Fur Affinity, Rutherford B. Hayes, and Evil Flan.  

Eszieboo is a gay Swedish CG erotica artist (it took me 10+ minutes to try and order all those adjectives correctly).  He teaches me about sandwiching, what wasn't so "greeeeat" for Tony the Tiger, and Rule 34: If it exists, there's probably a porn for it.  We test this rule over and over, and learn many things we wish we never did.

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