Sexie Show

Nyotaimori, Vow Vibes, and 5 Minutes in Bogotá.  

Everyone's favorite sex educator/fitness trainer is back!  The "K" in Dr. K must stand for kinky, because we spill some EPIC sex stories in this episode's fitness-focused twist on "Never Have I Ever."  Blame Cheryl if this episode is a little too revealing.  By the way, the portmanteau I'm looking for is "shuke."  (Although the term "double dragon" is way funnier.)

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34DDD, Für Elise, and a Manatee's Eye Socket.  

FetLife's breast friend Pootie joins the show!  We have a "well-rounded" conversation about creampies, dildo naming, and group sex.  We give all sorts of classical music a sexy new twist, and she survives a bra-rrage of large breast jokes I bounce her way.  I'd say more about her tits, but they're  SO large, it takes a paragraph to type out her bra size. (rim shot)

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A Butthole Balloon, Warming up a Gong, and a Hot Semen Warpath.  

The host of The Manwhore Podcast stops by to chat about sex podcasting, his Onlyfans, personal growth, and how we kinda sorta know each other.  I also present a bunch of disturbing anagrams I made from his show's title, because why not?  We finish the chat with a toast battle: saying short nice things about random past guests.  And here's a toast to you, episode description reader.  May you validate these throwaway jokes for many years to come. (chugs)

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The Gravitron, Nipple 69, and Tourmaline Striations.  

My girlfriend and I went on our very 1st swingers retreat!  And what better way to spend the weekend than asking a bunch of couples really odd questions?  Okay, true, SEX might have been better.  But I'm fairly certain this was the 2nd best use of time.  

Thank you to the 14 super-anonymous lifestylers that helped make this episode possible!  

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Skinematography, Medieval Catapults, and Admiral Ackbar.  

I 69'd my roommate!  And by "69," I mean we recorded this episode fully clothed, lying crotch-to-face, a few feet apart.  A concept so unnecessary, I simply had to do it.  Please enjoy our chat all about her private porn collection, celebrities and fictional characters we wanna fuck, and lots and lots of hair.  (insert Chewbacca roar)

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Sphinctar, an Icelandic Hostel, and Gay Porn Grunting.  

Is there a better way to get to know a super-talented boudoir photographer/rope artist than a rope-cutting suspension duel to the death?  Yes, definitely.  But just like her city of Austin, I gotta keep this podcast weird.  We chat about her masturbation habits, naughty words in Portuguese, predicament bondage, swingers clubs, and tons more!

WHO WILL LIVE?  WHO WILL DIE?  You'll have to listen to find out!

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Gangbangs, Pierre Escargot, and Being Symmetrical.  

You know an episode's a good one when I consider looking up the plural of "bukkake" for the description.  This kinky couple I met at the orgy talks through navigating the lifestyle as a pansexual duo, their sexually repressed origins, and one incredibly naughty story after the other.  Also featuring fun with a black light, a destroyed strap-on, and potentially... the Antichrist?  

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Exploding Dinosaurs, Blowjob Tutorials, and a Koala Marching Band.

Bibbity-Boobity-Boo!  Your wish for a great guest has been granted.  This WANDerful convo touches on all sorts of subjects like the sex culture of the south, intimacy coaching, hentai, and... bubbles!  Your Fairy Sex Mutha also grants some sex wishes with my magic Magic wand.

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Time Portals, the Golden Girls, and Tattered Butterfly Wings.  

ToyBlonde is back!  And since our last episode was all about sex in the past, this episode is about sex... in the future!  My Sex Time Portal allows us to repeatedly gaze into the future of sex... and my golly, the future is terrifying.  We also touch on her anal experiences, her shyness, and sexy Broadway musicals.  Guest-starring R2-DP.

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Python Ovaries, Alien Surgery, and an Armadillo Shell.  

What the Art?!  That's a question I ask my guest Alex repeatedly, as she paints a beautifully surreal picture of her various pseudo-sexual art projects.  She also identifies as an ecosexual and LARPs as a reptile... but who doesn't, right?  Keep listening to learn about her naked dinner parties, menstrual paint parties, and DMT-induced visions.  The chat ends with a tarot reading (with her own tarot deck!) centered around my upcoming sex party.   The vagina oracle foresees you enjoying this episode.

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