Sexie Show

Textilstrand, Spunk, and a Giant Rubber Duckie.

It's about time I got an erotica writer on the show.  And some seniority, because at 62, Frank Noir beats the record for oldest guest so far!  We chat about his writing history and style, Danish/German sex culture, and play the game "Re-Wrote-Ica" where I replace random worms to make the stories mush less sexy.

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Chastity Cages, a Norman Rockwell Painting, and a Sex-Addicted Muppet.  

Mistress D (now known as Dee It Yi) is back after 82 episodes!  We play a game of "Sexie Show... and Tell!" by sharing stories associated with various toys and accessories.  $10 patrons get to see the objects we're talking about.  For all you free listeners, you'll have to make due with such verbal descriptions as "a Christmas tree holder going through a goth phase."

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Nipple Face, The Lawnchair Pose, and Kida from Atlantis.

Dat Ass!  Okay, now that I got that out of the way… Sarah talks all about her Honduran heritage, being a marine, and what she did all day instead of attending seminars at XBIZ Miami (here’s a hint, it rhymes with shuckin’).  She also becomes the 1st guest to twerk on the show and the whole episode ends with Casting Couch Mad Libs!

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Ten former guests return to compete in a sex trivia battle... to the death!  

Thank you Jesska, Brittany Babbles, Goddess Cecilia, Bee, Serena, ToyBlonde, Leon Feingold, Fairy Sex Mutha, Chelsea, and Mike Diretto!

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Breeding, Boob Slapping, and Kablam! 

Of all the ancient Roman Goddesses I titty-slapped at an orgy, Juno is probably my favorite.  (hiccup)  We chat about bukkakes, dominatrixes (hiccup), overcoming sexual trauma, lawn geese (hiccup), Igbo people, Futurama, motorbutting (hiccup), and more subjects than Juno what to do with!

Also I spank her with ridiculous objects, because why not.

(hiccup!)
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Extra segments from my chats with Zinnia, Hazel Grace, Priestess Francesca, Sarasense, and SweetAsQuinn.  Not sure who they are or the games we play?  Then go back and listen to the last few episodes, you silly listener, you.  This groupsez a lot of fun and naughty things.

This groupalsosez you should support Sexie Show!
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Soaplands, Zucchinis, and the Hug Jacket. 

This OnlyFans hottie is living in Tokyo and doing research on the platform for her Master's Thesis.  She's also a fun sex conversationalist and performed impressively well in my "fake sex trends" activity.  Shibari harnesses, bimbocore, stepping on heads, dragon naming, hentai, swordfights... so many subjects to please your "chin chin."  

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Tingly Scalps, Squirtcicles, and an Uno Reverse Card. 

Sexologist, Sex Coach, Sex Educator, and Sex...y human Sarasense joins the show to chat about Hong Kong sex parties, experiments with her bodily fluids, and the erotica she always wanted to write.  I also take the game she plays on her podcast and twist it into a game we play on my podcast about... her podcast.  Does that make sense?  Yes, Sarasense. 

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Daddy Jesus, ABDL, and Golden Nectar.

Priestess Francesca is a Sexual Healer and Divine Dominatrix.  You can tell fire is her element, because her stories of degradation, tree climbing, ghosts, and gangbangs are flaming hot!  Can you figure out what connects all the words in “Kinky Links” to each other?  If not, we might have to put you back in the cage.

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Brain Cocaine, Cuckqueaning, and Depressed Elves.

It’s hard to find a fault in our star Hazel Grace.  She’s beautiful, talented, and has amassed over 50 million views on Pornhub.  In today’s episode we chat about foot fetishes, degradation kinks, porn bloopers, and I stump her repeatedly with sounds from her own sex.  She offered me a writing gig, so I’ll be extra careful not to fluck up these shown otes.

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