Sexie Show

Random chunks of trivia from my live game show at Exxxotica!  

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A chat with the most popular man on FetLife.

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The 5th Year Game answers and winner announcement!

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Five years of Sexie Show!  The 1st ever game for the listeners!

Email your answers to [email protected] or send a direct message on Instagram or FetLife within the next 500 hours!

Winner gets:
[Free ad space on 5 episodes] or [free ad space on 1 episode and 5 previous Naughty Body pics] or [15 previous Naughty Body pics]!

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Song parody of a karaoke classic!  This one's more fun as a surprise, so I'm not giving it away in the episode title.  Lyrics written below for after you've listened!

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Lyrics (Spoilers Below!):

My love for you has never been stronger.
But my lust for certain parts of you has never made me weaker.

(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little bit horny for that 2nd way to pound

(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little inspired to ask if I can park in the rear

(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that your butt and mind aren't open to try

(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little bit scared my sweat will drip directly into your eyes

(Turn Around Ass Time)
That's the time I'm reading on my clock
(Turn Around Ass Time)
Hungry booties love to feed on cock

And I need you now tonight
I'm behind you more than ever
But if your sphincter's squeezing tight
We'll be poking around forever
And I'm glad that your sheets are not white
'Cause some shit could go down

Together we'll explore the beauty of your behind
Just do a little douching 1st if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Plus my aim is often off when we f*ck in the dark
You said you tried it once with your ex-boyfriend Mark

I really need you tonight
If anal's gonna start tonight
Will anal really start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in lust
Now I spread your butt cheeks apart
I'll leave it up to you if I can 
Thrust in the slit where you fart

Once upon a time I'd fuck pussy all night
But making love is truly an art
It's a master-piece-of-ass when I
Thrust in the slit where you fart

[The magic happens]

(Turn Around Ass Time)
It's already half-past ass o'clock
(Turn Around Ass Time)
Hungry booties love to feed on cock

And I need you now tonight
(And I need you)
I'm behind you more than ever
But since your sphincter's squeezing tight
(Squeezy sphincter)
We might be stuck like this forever
And I'm glad that your sheets were not white
Still you shouldn't look down

Together we explored the beauty of your behind
I'm gonna do a happy dance now if you don't mind
(Why would she mind?)
I f*cked you in your bed, in the butt, and in the dark
It wasn't my best work but it was better than Mark

I really need you tonight 
Since anal sex has started tonight
It kinda sorta started tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in lust
Then I spread your butt cheeks apart
We're together in the end as I
Thrust in the slit where you fart

Thrust in the slit where you fart
Thrust in the slit where you fart
Fart  Fart

That was a fun-ass time
Hopefully not the last time you turn around

Part 2 of my chat with Natalie and Jon, founders of Chicago's queer-centered dance party, SLUTS.  The convo gets way dirtier and the Slutty Awards get way weirder.

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A montage of Queer Quick Questions from micro-interviews I conducted at NYC's Pride Parade!

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Natalie and Jon are founders of Chicago's queer-centered dance party, SLUTS.  They also are sluts.  Us three sluts chat about kink, their podcast, and their ENM journeys.  I also drop a surprise award show on them: the Slutty Awards.  Part 1 of a 2-parter!

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Part 2 of my chat with the horniest intersex person I know.  This half is a lot dirtier.  Yyyaaasss.

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Extra segments from my chats with Raven Rose, HiThereCatSuit, cumslutj, and Jesska.  

Confused about what you're listening to?  Then check out episodes 95, 97, 98, and 99!

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